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Do you know if pride flags are universal? Just wondering if any other countries use flags that have been created there. I'm guessing not because I think maybe we'd see them on Tumblr, but I also realize that lack of evidence on Tumblr doesn't make that a certaintyāŗļø anyway, I thought this blog would be a good place to ask. Also, I guess where were all the current standards designed?
Depending on what one thinks of in regard to pride flags (the progress flag, the rainbow flag, the asexual flag, etc.) they are fairly universally used. There is photographic evidence of them being used globally to represent queerness around the world!
That being said, there are customizations galore, both to represent individuality and intersectionality. This can mean similar colours but different configurations, additional elements added to flags, or multiple flags melded.
Flags in general usually start with an individual design from an individual person, such as the rainbow flag by Gilbert Baker. But localizing the rainbow design to represent a more specific intersection of identities is relatively common!
While researching, I found this great resource for localized versions of the rainbow flag and their individual uses and meanings: https://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/qq-rb_v.html
Here are some that I enjoyed learning about!
Dominican Republic gay pride
Hong Kong LGBT Flag
Lebanese gay flag (Lebanon)
LGBT Flag (South Korea)
I want to thank you for asking this because researching it was an enlightening experience for me! I enjoyed learning about it and am excited to share this information!
one of my favorite regional rainbow flags is one i recently learned about and isn't in the link provided
so, this is the SƔmi flag, which is already a fantastic flag, tbh
and this is the SƔpmi Pride flag
So, Iāve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And Iāve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesnāt make any small talk, just straight intoĀ āI clocked you doing 70 in a 55.ā The only time Iāve ever gotten theĀ ādo you know why I pulled you over?ā was the time when I wasnāt doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).
āDo you know why I pulled you over?ā is a trap. It means thereās a good chance the officer doesnāt actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, thatās a confession of guilt.
But thereās another trap, that Iāve heard of but havenāt yet experienced. ItāsĀ ādo you know how fast you were going?ā With that one, theyāre hoping youāll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want ā you just said you didnāt know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then youāre lying to them.
Oh, Iāve had that one. Go with āyes.ā Donāt give them a number, just say āYes.ā Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but thatās suspiciously similar to saying they donāt know, and they tend to avoid doing that.
Reblog to save a life
if you scroll past this just because it doesnāt affect you personally, i see you.
Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times youāll win. Or if the cop thinks youāll win they wonāt even show up and youāll win by default.
They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.
The $100-200 it usually costs to hire a ticket attorney is well worth it.
yep.
So much of the "advice" given to people with ADHD is just like
Step One: Become neurotypical
I love everything about every single one of these

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These two crack me up every time! I don't know what kind of training even goes into being a news anchor but I feel like the bulk of it is nailing the 'anchor voice' ššš
Yāknow what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*
yeah? well fuck YOU *plays a music box version of your leitmotif to show that this is your home and its comfortable and nostalgic here*
No, piss off! *plays your leitmotif with immense reverb and a toned-down synth sound to show that nostalgia can also be about loss of what never truly was, a reflection of a reflection and a false memory of a false memory*
ok, boomer. *plays your leitmotif using discordant synth bass to display your spiral into villainy after you discover that your memories were a fabricated illusion that were created just to keep you complacent, and how that information is destroying you*
How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man? *plays your leitmotif in harmony with my own, intensity of both changing as our climactic battleās balance shifts back and forth, eventually leaving only one with long, low pauses to musically represent our mutual struggle to overtake the other, yet not being able to exist in full without them.*
oh, youāre going to regret that! *plays your leitmotif on piano in short, soft notes to show that youāre being worn down, and that your energy is at a low, but with a steadily rising bassline that foreshadows your upcoming second form*
battle of the bards
Iāll never understand why Disney is so focused on live-action remakes when they literally own the rights to the Muppets. I would take a Muppet remake of a Disney Animation classic over a live-action remake all day every day.
You canāt tell me Muppets Fantasia wouldnāt be the greatest crossover event of our lifetimes. Muppets Black Cauldron would SLAP.
Muppet Beauty and the Beast where the Beast is played by the only human actor and he turns into a Muppet at the end.
The thing that messes me up about the whole āthe butler did itā trope is that we literally have no idea where it comes from.
The earliest known piece of detective fiction in which the butler, in fact, did it? Published in 1930.
The earliest known article calling out āthe butler did itā as an egregious clichĆ© in detective fiction? Published in 1928.
Obviously there must have been earlier examples of detective fiction in which the butler did it, but none of them have survived to the present day, leaving us in this bizarre situation where the earliest known callout post about the trope pre-dates its earliest known actual use by a full two years.
The butler hid the evidenceĀ
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Happy Indigenous History Month + Pride Month ā¤ļø
Without Reservations - Ricardo CatƩ // #StandingRockTwoSpirits // Historical Photo of Two-Spirit Natives // Griffin Germain // DinƩ Pride (Cayla Nimmo)
š³ļøāš Ruth Ellis (1899 - 2000) was the daughter of former slaves. She came out as a lesbian when she was 16-years-old to the complete acceptance of her family. In 1937, Ruth and her longtime partner moved to Detroit from their hometown of Springfield, Illinois for the promise of higher wages. There, she became the first woman in Michigan to run her own printing business. She printed fliers, posters, and stationary in the front room of her home, which also quickly became a hotspot for Black LGBTQ social life. Before long, Ruth was helping those who came around in any way she could, including by paying for college tuitions. After the Stonewall uprising, 70-year-old Ruth began giving speeches in support of gay and lesbian rights all across the country. She remained an activist for the rest of her long life and even spent her 100th birthday leading the San Francisco Dyke March. At the time of her death at 101, she was recognized as the oldest out lesbian in the US. She is the subject of the documentary "Living With Pride: Ruth C. Ellis @ 100" and is the namesake of the Ruth Ellis Center, a shelter for homeless and at-risk LGBTQ youth in Detroit.
Celebrate Ruth Ellis.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Ellis_(activist)
#Pride #BlackLivesMatter
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what happens if Batman is out driving the Batmobile and he gets pulled over & asked for his license
possibilities:
- he just refuses & drives away bcos like what are they gonna do
- he gives them his actual license and hopes
- he gives them his actual license & then bribes them to keep their mouths shut
- he hands them a license that lists his name as 'The Batman' and has a picture of him in the cowl
The last one, except it's not a fake license, he actually went and got it.
*Batman & Superman riding in the batmobile, get pulled over*
Police Officer: can I see your license?
Superman: *quietly freaking out bcos there's no way this is going to end well*
Batman: of course *hands them his The Batman license*
Superman: ???
*after they drive on*
Superman: you have a fake license that lists your name as The Batman??
Batman: of course not.
Batman: it's a completely legal license. why? would you like me to arrange for you to get one?
Superman: I
Superman: yes please
The batlicese
These tags are everything.
it is Dick, and Dick didnāt know Batman had a license. He thought this would be the greatest prank. Bruce just turns it right around on him
anyway just a reminder for the myth lovers out there
king arthur was welsh. merlin was welsh. camelot was in wales. the lady and the lake she pops out of; welsh. excalibur; magic inanimate welsh object. etc.
on the way to see family, i drive past a lake that in which is welsh legend, is the last resting place of excalibur.
iām just saying in my experience a lot of these legends had been so anglo-fied in the past and itās like, all this cool shit is celtic welsh legend.
Arthurās wife was called Gwenhwyfar first.
Like the kraken I emerge, summoned by the English theft of Arthur
Arthur is a Welsh name. It means ābearā. Heās likely derived from a Gaulish bear god
In the form of King Arthur, he is an anti-Saxon mythological WELSH figure, representing the native Brythonic people of Britain against the Anglo-Saxon invaders, dating from the 500s AD
The version appropriated by the English in the 1100s is the shitty boring sanitised version - they did it because they were trying to compete with the romance tradition on the continent at the time but didnāt have anything of their own to romanticise
Merlin is called Myrddin
Percival is Peredur
Kay is Cei, and also was subject to enormous character assassination in the English version - in the Welsh version heās much closer to Arthurās right hand man
Guinevere is Gwenhwyfar
There is no Lancelot, no Galahad, no tedious affair story
There is no Camelot. Arthurās seat was Caerllion - modern Caerleon, putting him into both the region of the Silures (one of the most fearsome and warlike of the British tribes, modern South East Wales) and the old Roman fortress, which would have been an impossibly huge Palace for a warlord at the time.
They all have super powers and get up to wacky hijinks involving hair care, giants, strange giant wildlife, spectral revolving/glass fortresses in the Celtic sea, and a really fucking weird chess match. Also a cloak made out of beards.
What the fuck is the round table
Anyway itās particularly irritating because traditional Welsh culture and beliefs have been so thoroughly stripped away and destroyed by England over the centuries, and Arthurian legend is one of the few surviving fragments we have left to preserve. And heās specifically an anti-English figure. So the ubiquity of the boring and appropriative English Arthur across the whole fucking world is⦠Well, itās not great.
This is so interesting! Does anyone know a good source/reading material where one could get more of the original Welsh versions of the stories?
The Mabinogion, translated by Sioned Davies is your best bet! Itās got a bunch of big-ass Welsh myths in, but most relevantly it includes Culhwch ac Olwen, which is a full-on Arthurian text (plus a couple of interesting ones).
Thereās a whole bunch more thatās survived in fragments, but theyāre all in Old Welsh - fully readable if you speak Welsh, but obviously not much use if you donāt (I donāt know if you do or not but from context Iām guessing not lol).
Trioedd Ynys Prydain (literally āthe Triads of the Island of Britainā, though in English theyāre usually called āthe Welsh Triadsā) are a huge collection of lists of three things from Welsh lore, including a lot of Arthurian lore. Theyāre not stories, but they contain fascinating allusions to stories, to whole strains of the Arthurian tradition, that we may or may not have elsewhere.
Keep reading
Absolutely fantastic addition, yes, Rachel Bronwichās Triads are glorious.

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honestly my favorite thing about hardison is that he has no real tragic backstory, heās just like āi am very smart and therefore i should be allowed to do crimeā and heās entirely correct
i love everyone reblogging this going āyeah! soft boy!ā in the tags bc thatās my other favorite thing about hardison (i have many) and thatās that heās never particularly treated as morally grey bc he is constantly so kind and loving and good and also he enjoys some crime
parker: i have severe psychological trauma and i steal things to cope bc i donāt know how to relate to people
eliott: i have a tragic history being entangled in the mafia and even now i could kill the most dangerous fighters without firing a gun
hardison: if money is fake, why not for me and my grandma who i love? :)
Harrison has an implied Rough Patch in his backstory. Nana is his Foster Parent. We donāt know how or when that came about.
Sure, Nana is one of the good ones. But you donāt *get* foster parents without a little trauma of some sort. Heck, getting a Foster Parent *is* a traumatic process which would be worse if you *didnāt* have previous trauma.
Youāre absolutely right. He undoubtedly does have trauma there. And thatās exactly why itās not just fun but important that he doesnāt have a Tragic Backstory.
Because⦠Whatās the difference between Hardison, who has processed and resolved that trauma, and Parker, whose every waking moment is acting it out?
Nana is one of the good ones.
Hardison got the love, support, safety, and space he needed to process the trauma and untangle his feelings, in the immediate wake of it. Parker never did. She had no emotional support at all - and in fact got regularly retraumatized, so now sheās always expecting the other shoe to drop. The entire Pardison slow-burn is about her learning to stop bracing for impact, and him giving her the support she needs for that.
The difference between a traumatic event and long term trauma is support.
I donāt think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.
I'm gonna need some elaboration here
They literally sail over the edge of it after passing through a hole in a wall of ice. They fall off. They get back to the other side by passing through the whole ocean.
But also thereās a globe on, like, everyoneās desk.
#it's like lord of the rings#it's only flat for pirates
You get it.
No, but this is actually (sort of) canon.
See, part of the conceit of the PotC trilogy is that all myths are true. Nearly every supernatural element in the franchise has a root in some real world mythology or pirate lore, although some of them are mashed together.
Another thing is that they take place at the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, and the more the map gets filled in, and the more the Royal Navy takes power, there less room there is for the mystical and supernatural in the world. This is explicitly called out in At World's End with the death of the kraken:
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. Jack: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
The only way to access the world of the supernatural is through the supernatural itself. You can only get to the Isla de Muerta with Jack's compass that points to whatever you desire, or if you already know where its is. You need Tia Dalma's map to find the edge of the world. To access the supernatural, you need to already be immersed in it.
The pirates world isn't flat, it's round - but because the edge of the world exists in myth, it therefore exists in reality. The pirates are able to find it through supernatural means, but if, say, someone like Norrington just sailed in the same general direction, he wouldn't end up in the same place.
āPirateā is a mage subclass fueled by word of mouth, rule of cool, The Power of Belief/Love/Friendship, and rum.
Mostly rum.