Landers Never Stand Down. We Don't Know How.

I'm being serious btw like. There's a really particular transfem horror to this.

It's crazy how you have to convince non trans women the absolute fucking horror, literal gutwrenching horror, that a young girl going through male puberty is.

You know I think if I boycotted everything that some random internet person told me to boycott I would actually have no way to watch television of any kind

The only ethical way to consume media is to meditate so hard that you gain access to the central nervous system of the oversoul where Anansi the spider god has hidden all possible stories.

What the hell happened to the energy around gender neutral bathrooms. Remember when we were fighting for all bathrooms to be gender neutral. But now we can barely argue that people can use the gendered bathroom of their choice. Maybe there's some single stall bathroom tucked away in a basement somewhere.

Hasbro needs to make Tinkerbell-style fairies a core playable species in the next iteration of Dungeons & Dragons so the fairyposters can join the dragonposters in knowing what it's like to constantly be um-actuallied by people with strong yet ill-informed opinions about the correct way to pretend to be an elf.

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

For a while I had thought that Roblox was those knockoff legos they sell at walgreens so I saw a headline that said the words "roblox online sex scandal" and was very very very confused

"Uhhhh the economy is doing fine because my chart says so" Then your chart fuckin sucks, bro. Your data collection is shit, your data processing is shit, your entire methodology is shit.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever