noise dept.
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
The Bowery Presents
hello vonnie
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Doug Jones
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
tumblr dot com
One Nice Bug Per Day

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
The Bright Sessions
EXPECTATIONS

Jimmy Eat World
KIROKAZE
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the differences between alcohol, tobacco, and anything else in america is kind of absurd and it’s hard to wrap your head around without going kinda insane
you can drink alcoholic drinks in public if you want BUT ☝️ only in some places. you can smoke cigarettes almost fucking anywhere though, even though that makes the environment way worse for everyone around you. however you cannot smoke cannabis anywhere. you can’t even have it at all in a lot of places. having open containers (i.e. a bottle of liquor you’ve drank from before) of alcohol in your vehicle is illegal EVEN IF you’re sober as a nun. you can smoke in your car. everything has so much caffeine in it that sometimes a drink just hospitalizes or kills you. you can buy caffeine pills to stay awake at drugstores and gas stations. you need a drivers license to get decongestants and you have to jump through hoops and bark like a trained seal to get any kind of hrt or psychiatric medication. they sell cigs literally everywhere. they wreck your life and finances and make you smell horrid and give you cancer but a bunch of rich people are dumping so much money into keeping them legal that seemingly the only thing the government can do is “ehhh they give you cancer but we can’t BAN them.” cannabis has well-documented medical properties but old white people think smoking it makes you a satanist because of racist government propaganda. hell world
What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.
sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past
free yourself from your chains and start blocking anybody for saying stupid shit and i guarantee your experience online will be 1000000% better
I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.
stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.
bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.
mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:
The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."
The Useless Web
Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)
Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."
Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."
I used to love take me to a useless website
feeling sick

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Me: I don't know, maybe I was overstating how bad my migraines are to the neurologist. :-/
My best friend:
#THIS BITCH #do you know how many times a week this winter she got a migraine??? #Or this spring? #THIS SUMMER? #CALL OUT POST#between this and 'well maybe I don't have asthma and am just choosing to wheeze for aesthetic purposes' #I will be inflicting one million 'well maybe I could talk if I just tried harder' DON'T TEST ME (tags via @arinrowan)
Arin did you just turn MY post into a callout post?
Crawling out of the well of deep tumblr for the purpose, yes
#for every note this gets op has 1(one) day where she's not allowed to say maybe her disabilities what disable her are fake or made up (@arinrowan again)
I don't think you can do that?
Can I do that?
Yes
No
What is EVERY object youve licked, historical or not?
Sincerily, the intrusive thought in my head, partially written by a lack of impulse control.
Oh good someone asked
I lick a lot of uranium glass at antique stores. Not only do I find it really cool and fascinating history wise but it’s the closest I’ll ever get to eating uranium, because I very much would like to eat uranium. I just feel like if I’m gonna go out I wanna do it eating uranium. I wanna know what it tastes like.
My own personal dnd dice go in my mouth really often actually, they look like candy and they feel nice and I always wash em afterwards (I’m a dm, the players hate when I do this)
I’ve also licked lots of different plants, mostly ones I’ve been informed are hallucinogenic if smoked. Because I’ve never smoked hallucinogenics and don’t plan to, but if I can lick that thing and be fine I think it’s funny.
I licked a snake once, it was venomous and I wanted to say I licked a venomous snake. Which I have now and I think it’s a worthy flex. The snake was very nice and the locals were screaming.
I licked a tree in pretty much every national park I’ve been to. I have probably licked more tree specimens than most people.
One of my My all time favorite thing I licked was a sea cucumber. Not because it was pleasant but because it was funny.
Another all time favorite was an antique bathtub in a old mansion built by a super rich family I saw during a tour in my town, it was within licking range of the rungs stopping people from interacting with the rest of the room and I think that’s their fault.
I also licked the case of the Dead Sea scrolls. I’ve never told anyone about that one. I was unable to get into the case but having licked the protective glass between my mouth and some of the oldest written text in all of history was pretty cool.
"oh ryland. only you would cry over a bunch of rocks."
glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them
edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped
He's such a little guy!