The world is never as you think it should be.

if I was a professional hockey player you could not media train me enough to keep me from saying "do you wanna see the bruise??" to reporters asking about a hit I took. & then showing it to them

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

whenever theres a woman im like YAY. whenever theres not a woman im like meh. i’ve seen better

I NEED Francesca to make Anthony look like a choir boy in season 5. And in that, I hope they don’t give us some tepid booktok smut which has unfortunately plagued most (often queer) romance on-screen. No, I NEED sapphic chaos so potent that it makes straight men run to twitter to complain and dykes needing a cigarette afterward. I need YEARNING with shared amounts of fucking. No more sterilised dyke storylines or love triangle nonsense - I want chemistry so volatile it should come with a hazard warning. Dialogues? MUST be devastating. Taste? No less than immaculate. Is this too much to ask? Probably, but I’ve never let impossibility stop me before.

just caught myself thinking "you know who eloise needs as a life partner? someone else who's just kind of an asshole and a hater. someone who will sit around judging people with her and being kind of the worst." and then i remembered, as if from a beautiful distant dream: NOTORIOUS BULLY CRESSIDA COWPER!

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

I keep getting tourism ads revolving around the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence and I think there is this thought that this will be like the bicentennial in 1976 and all these businesses will profit from patriotic merch sales and tourism to historical sites and it’s so out of touch it’s insane. Nobody is proud to be an American. I’ve never been patriotic but I’m not even in the mood to be like “FUCK King George! FUCK British colonial rule.” Just reading the Declaration of Independence hurts because that shit is so ironic.

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough