The world is never as you think it should be.

cressida and michaela run into one another at a certain soirée for people like them, on a drunken occasion cressida suggests a night together, “you may close your eyes, pretend i am a certain bridgerton girl, i will close mine, and pretend you’re another”

guy got half his face blown off baby jane doe needs an emergency foster shen and ellis doing weekend at bernie’s in triage meanwhile every woman on pitt dayshift is scissoring up on the roof

sometimes a very beautiful woman will be in a movie that is bad. but you see. having a beautiful woman does not make the bad movie cease to be bad. however. being in a bad movie doesn’t mean that woman is any less gorgeous. crazy world we live in huh

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

the Borg designed their cortical nodes with a failsafe to override emotions that are too strong. Except for the Borg Queen. That bitch looks at Janeway and is immediately filled with unbelievably horny rage.

#i’ll forever be thinking about that confession scene#at that point they’ve known each other for under 96 hours#it happens roughly 24 hours after kitty makes this seismic discovery#and less than 12 hours since her flight or flight instinct tells her to bolt (to leave to reject first before she’s rejected)#kitty goes against decades of deeply ingrained survival instinct to make this confession and expose herself to the trauma of saying it#to the potential hurt and rejection of beth taking it badly#like it’s barely been 4 days at this point#the writing is so good that that actually this makes sense in the context of what we’ve seen of them#bar scene: five minutes in and there’s this instant connection#they’re the epitome of hello hi i’ve been waiting for you where have you been#like something about each of them fills a very specific need in the other#and they’re both better for it#prickly guarded abused wary kitty is literally laying her heart bare to this woman after knowing her for less than a week#it’s kitty’s inner need to find home (safety stability love acceptance)#vs beth’s need for someone to stay (with all that means for her)#but also they do have instant chemistry#like sure they have a shared love of music#but they also genuinely enjoy each other’s company#they have a shared sense of humour#but really they just click#kitty’s intrinsic goodness meeting beth’s kindness#it’s the recognition of the self in the other#but it’s also the recognition of and acceptance of the other for who they really are#it’s being given a home and asking someone to stay and the other wanting to#wanting to stay and wanting that home and wanting it to be you (via @blinkspace)

#i am going to throw up #gang. ouch. #they’re so red string of fate it hurts #beth’s been nurturing and caring for a piece of kitty’s heart for thirty years and if i think about it too much i get dizzy (via @valyaharkonnens)

surely there has to be another option between "churning out 20-episode seasons every year and the actors never see their family or friends and don't have time to do any other job and hate the show at this point" and "maybe you'll get 8 episodes every 2 to 4 years :)"