Queer as in Fuck You

@trans-meowsculine A day for you!

oh noooo, i missed the official date! 😿 thankfully, in my house, every day is a black cat appreciation day! 😸🖤🖤🖤

(defense) attorney culture is like the opposite of cop culture. lawyers hate all other lawyers with a barely concealed passion, yes, even their partners at the law firm. no solidarity, 85% drama and 15% social niceties. they’ll hang out together socially on occasion but they hate each other to their core. they’re like betta fish.

Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton were defense co-counsel on a murder trial 4 years before the duel.

This is because cops and doctors are fundamentally deferrential to their sources of authority. Lawyers are different. The purpose of a lawyer is to challenge authority.

Exactly. Thats why I specified defense attorneys (and corporate law, family law, estate and injury/employment, to different degrees) and not prosecuting attorneys, those guys can be suspiciously friendly…

Additional Audio Description: when the person picks up the cat, it makes a a polite squeak of indignation

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about Paul Kessler. He was an older Jewish man beloved in his community who was murdered. He was murdered by a protester who crossed the street and bashed him in the head with a megaphone. And he got charged with involuntary manslaughter and got 1 year in jail. 1 year in jail and 2 years probation. Paul’s wife of 43 years and his son will never get to see him again. The man who took him from them got what should be considered a slap on the wrist. His family will be able to see him whenever the hell they want. People get more jail time for misdemeanors.

There was definitive proof he beat Kessler with the megaphone causing him to die, and he still only got one year, California and the American government have made it loud and clear that you can kill Jews and get a slap on the wrist, genuinely so fucking upsetting and people will still deny the anti semitism in the government

Does the rest of the world know about tides in Britain. In fact do British people know about tides in the rest of the world. The average tidal range in the British isles is like 5 metres. The average range in the USA is like 1. The highest is I think the Severn estuary which hits 15 metres?? The Mediterranean is like 30cm. Why is this island doing this to us (rhetorical don’t make me get into wavelengths)??? The tide in Morecombe Bay has a top speed of 10mph or 30mph in the surge channels (it kills people). Do people know about this?? I just assumed the whole world was like this you mean the rest of you don’t get drilled on looking up the tide times before you go to the beach???

... omg i thought everywhere was like this

ok there’s been enough reblogs from enough people on enough various posts of mine that now i need to stand up for the bitches who don’t fuck of the world. people aren’t writing bad smut because of a lack of having sex. they are writing it because a lot of people have very poor visualization skills and forget halfway through what position characters are supposed to be in, or don’t understand what makes a word a good or bad choice, or can’t create compelling dynamics. i promise that even the sexually inactive, by virtue of also existing within the human form, would know that if you’re behind someone you can’t lick their nipple. and i promise that the frequently sexually active are equally prone to using the word “mewled.” i can pretty much guarantee that having a lot of sex and writing good sex scenes are unrelated. do you think your favorite horror authors are cutting people up in their basements. do you think your favorite food critics are michelin chefs. do you think the people blocking cool combat scenes in movies are routinely getting into cage fights. no they just understand how to utilize tone, pacing, momentum, and the tools of film direction, while keeping action tied to character. like believe it or not this is simply a skill like everything else. idk i always think that that point of view shows a lack of understanding of what makes a sex scene work. it removes the craft of it in a way i find short-sighted. i think people are confused about the reason teenagers are writing bad sex scenes. it’s not because they’re not fucking, it’s because they are young and haven’t had the years to hone their writing craft the way someone older has.

This did not go where I expected it to go

"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

"i love the fly, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who got lucky this time