I really don't know

@gallus-rising chickens

its weird that some animals build elaborate structures instinctively, but man, king of the structure-builders, doesnt descend from animals that built anything more complex than a rudimentary nest or burrow. primates sort of a black horse candidate. in the interspecies house race

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

Pretty much how I talk to my internal critic but with less rhyming

Having a bad anxiety-and-negative-self-talk day and I’m just walking along muttering shut the FUCK up you punk ass bitch and hoping nobody hears me.

Oh. Shit.

Trafalgar freaking Law is the perfect person for the op op fruit with his intelligence. When cora said this power requires knowledge, he took that shit to heart and it shows in his battle moves and strategies - so creative but with so much thought behind them.

The ope-ope is kinda the opposite of Age-Age Fruit. Instead of having all the possibilities until you're convinced they aren't an option, the Ope-Ope requires you to know how to do a medical procedure *then* you can reverse engineer it and use it for whatever-the-fuck. Shambles is a transplant technique. But instead of switching hearts, he switched The Entire Body with a Rock.

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you