In the middle of my BACKSWING???

we need a surgery that removes you from your body

any surgery can do this if it goes badly enough

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

I want a plugin for Microsoft Teams that shows all the thumbs up as middle fingers.

I literally once had a dream that Tasha Yar identified as a nonbinary woman and used she/they pronouns. I've considered that canon ever since.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

this feels like adhd with depression

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

don't give up in your 20s or 30s. what if you get really milfy. wouldn't you want to know?