Land of Fluff and Stuff

Boss and Cappy just gettin’ up to their usual shenanigans. Cappy just wants to relax and enjoy…retirement? A spa day? Who knows. Boss just wants to subjugate the rat population.

Do they even live in a house with any humans? I’m pretty sure they just commandeered an empty farmhouse somewhere.

At least Boss is the new rat king now, so he’s got that going for him.

I drew some cute swapfell (red) bros 😊

Traditional art, ahh, so relaxing to make

Spring happens and it's not photoshopped!

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk 

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

 1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs 

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

 1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar 

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

this is my mom’s green bean casserole. when i came out as a trans guy, she entirely ignored me and still calls me her daughter and by my full deadname, middle name and all. she also thinks bi people are just “pissing in both pots” and called me a few really cool slurs when i told her i was bi!

she wouldnt even tell our family this recipe at holidays so i’d say its pretty secret.

-french cut green beans

-cream of celery and cream of mushroom soup

-packet of ranch powder

-shreddy cheddar

-milk

-crunchy onions

ratios: 3 cans of green beans, one can each of soup, 1 packet ranch, 1 bag cheddar, as many onions as you see fit, a splash milk (maybe 2-3 tablespoons, more if you like your cassaroles more liquidey) per 4 people.

mix everything but the cheese and onions together in a big bowl. plop it all in your oven-safe cassarole dish cover with foil or oven-safe lid and bake on 350 f (175 c or gas mark 4) for 20 mins. add shreddy cheese and onions, and bake for 10-15 more minutes. if you like your toppings crunchy, take the lid or foil off and bake for 5-10 more minutes!

me: [immediately lays down heavily like a corpse]

passionate possessive lover: I am very strong, I can still ca—stop it with the noodle arms!!

he keeps struggling to pull me up but he steps on my dress every two seconds

he lifts my arms over my head and tries to jiggle me into sitting up on my knees but i just looked like a squashed horse stuffed into a dress like :p

he tries to take me by my leg but i just flop back down and my petticoats are silk and therefore very slippery

eventually he gets fed up and calls a stableboy over and the stableboy tries to take me up by my head, yanking at me at the neck, and then my passionate possessive lover is like “no you little idiot! here take one of her feet” and dashes over to take me by the arms but as he leans over my enormous hat knocks him in the jaw

they’re trying to slowly drag me over to his carriage but all of the townspeople have stepped out of their houses and shops

people are slowly looking out of their carriages like “what the fuck?”

“Well, yes, but… yes.”

“Someone should do something, right?”

“Oh, only if they manage to actually get her in the carriage. I want to see how long it takes for him to give up.”

“Really?”

“Son, she could decapitate him with that hat.”

“How do you know?”

“If you sweat on me,” I say. pointing my toe so that my foot runs the risk of slipping out of the shoe the stable boy is clinging to, “I’ll use the hat.”

My possessive ex-lover swears and digs his nails into my arm when my derriere catches on a cobblestone. “Aren’t you already using the hat?”

A boy standing just outside his front door, close enough to have heard my threat, whoops. “She says she’s going to use the hat!”

Some things you can do to save space include growing plants in stackable towers rather than flat rows. Not everything can grow this way, but growing herbs or even strawberries or some kinds of tomatoes in them can save a lot of space. Bonus points if you can get some vertical vining plants like beans or tomatoes to grow up the sides of them to maximize the space used.

Hanging planters can also be used for things like tomatoes, herbs, some berries, etc. The people who grew up watching TV in the 2000s may remember ads for the topsy-turvy tomato planter. I can’t vouch for the effectiveness of them, but it may be good inspiration for creative DIY hanging planters.

Many people don’t seem to know this (to be fair, it’s not very intuitive), but small melons and gourds can be grown vertically on a trellis. You will need pantyhose or something else that can act like a sling for when the fruit gets large enough, and you’ll also want to make sure the trellis is very sturdy. Here is an example of a watermelon growing on a trellis, with squash growing in the background:

Other good options that require a bit more DIY are hydroponics towers and walls. It’s basically just a series of pipes with holes for plants to grow out of. The only downside is they will require very regular fertilization and supplementation with other micronutrients that are essential for plant growth, because the plants are typically grown in either a non-nutritious medium like coconut coir or nothing at all.

Planter walls are the next step down, basically just building shelves with pots in them to fill with soil. Put these on a wall that gets good morning sun and some afternoon sunlight for best results. These and hydroponics both also have the advantage of being able to hook up to your gutters so that rainwater will go towards watering your plants rather than just being wasted.

If you want to get really fancy, aquaponics is the next step up. With aquaponics, you create a system that circulates water between plants and a tank full of fish. The fish waste provides fertilizer for the plants, and the plants help filter out the waste so the water stays cleaner. I’ve heard they’re a bit tricky to establish, but once you find the right balance, all you’ll need to do is feed the fish. This has the added bonus of providing a source of fish for people who can’t eat things like nuts and legumes but need protein. Here is a link to an article explaining what aquaponics is, how it works, and how it differs from hydroponics.

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

I’ve taken the liberty of expanding the lyrics slightly and coming up with a tune:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town, Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

I need to see the sunlight, I’ve not been out in days And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today

As planned I’ve extended this even further and re-recorded it with the new lyrics and a guitar part; it’s also a bit better quality. It’s so cool that so many different versions of this song have sprung up already! I recommend having a scroll through them all on @jus-tea​​‘s tumblr.

(Em)Daddy’s at the (B7)food store, (Em)Mummy’s out of (B7)town, She’s (Em)working at the (B7)hospital since (Em)Rhona (B7)came to (Em)town, (Am)Hide away, hide away, Miss (Em)Rhona’s come to town, (Am)Hide away, (Em)hide away, she’s come to (B7)take us (Em)down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep six feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her one today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

I’m missing all my friends, though we keep in touch by phone, I’m learning what it is to truly be alone, Hide away, hide away, even though you moan, Hide away, hide away, or we’ll be lying prone.

My love she says she misses the twinkle of my eyes, But Rhona stalks the streets and to meet would be unwise, Hide away, hide away, we hear the desperate cries, Hide away, hide away, or see the bodies rise.

I feel myself a-coughin’, I haven’t got a mask, It’s work or die for me, though, so who am I to ask, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s on the task, Hide away, hide away, she’s come for me at last.

I need to see the sunlight, I’ve not been out in days, And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

The days all run together, I haven’t changed my shirt, We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s quite the flirt, Hide away, hide away, her touch is not inert.

Wigs can make or break a cosplay, seriously. If you’re going to invest in one expensive thing for a cosplay, let it be the wig.

Sure you can get a cheap wig from party city, but trust me, you’ll regret it. Cheap wigs are impossible to style, the skeleton shows through, and the hair falls out like crazy. When buying a wig look for a heat resistant and skin top wig. Special parts and pulled back hair calls for special wigs such as lace front and lace top.

I’ve had people ask me about using their own hair instead of a wig. I do not recommend this at all, unless your hair is just like the character’s. Anime characters are extremely stylized, and over the top. Natural hair typically does not stand out enough to look that great for cosplay. It’s also a pain to have to style your hair each time you want to cosplay, and making sure it’s the right length.

I advise getting a wig if your character has: 

Any unnatural colored hair. It’s a PAIN to dye your hair a super bright color and keep up with it long term, and it will usually not look as good as a wig.

Any spiked or weird crazy style. Natural hair is usually not full enough to make spikes work well.

Jet black hair. Even most people with “black hair” actually have dark brown hair. A black wig will usually look more rich

There are exceptions to all of these, of course! 

Real hair is usually better if your character has:

A natural color that is close to your own hair including: blonde, brown, and red. If you’re dirty blond but your character is platinum blond, don’t sweat it unless you’re really concerned about accuracy

A length that can be easily maintained. I do NOT recommend cutting your hair in a weird way for a character unless you KNOW you want that cut every single day of your life for a while

All of things above plus a crazy part like a zig-zag part or pig tails. Zig Zag parts or ponytails/pig tails take a LOT of work and extra money to do to a wig. 

A good example: I have waist length long brown hair and am cosplaying Painwheel. She has a zig zag part and a bun with a big hair loopy in the back. My hair is long enough to form the loop, and all I have to do is buy a clip-on bun and I’m set. If I wanted a wig like this, I would have to buy an EXPENSIVE full lace wig. Using my real hair is the best choice in this case

Where to buy: Note, all of the sellers I list only sell heat-resistant wigs

Arda wigs is my new favorite. All of the wigs are very full, and use the same, incredibly realistic fibers. Their lace fronts are absolutely fantastic. 

Lucaille has an AMAZING selection. They have the biggest character-specific selection I have ever seen. They all look very accurate, and are extremely cheap. They also have some nice fashion/lolita cosplay wigs. 

Epic Cosplay Wigs has a very large selection, and they are recommended by lots of professionals. They are very soft and good quality with minimum sheen. 

Insomnium wigs is great! 

Amphigory has a HUGE selection of wigs and extensions

The Five Wits has great character-specific wigs

ebay user Agree518’s Fashion-Cosplay-Wigs shop has a humongous selection of wigs. I have been buying from them for years, and am happy with all of the wigs I bought. However, they aren’t all made the same and some of them are much thinner and courser than others. None of them are going to be super-fantastic quality like Arda and Insomnium.

AnimeStuffStore on ebay has a great Cosplay wig section

Cosplay Wigs USA has some unique styles

Matchwigs are alright, but be warned: they all are VERY full and look a bit too poofy and unnatural. Good for super styled spikes. 

Cosplay.com Shopping I’ve heard mixed reviews about, though I’ve never bought wigs from them.

I Kick Shins is great for extensions and styling supplies. I bought lots of human hair wefts from them and they’re absolutely gorgeous, and cheap!

Petting Zoo Wigs has extentions

Doctored Locks has extentions

Milanoo gets a lot of mixed reveiws since, unlike the other sites I have listed, their wigs come from many different sellers. I would stay away from them.

God Save The Queen does custom wig commissions

Here is my masterpost on what wigs to buy for every single Homestuck character

Styling:

- Products:

A Styrofoam mannequin head is essential for wig styling. They are $5 at hobby lobby.

Hair wax to style bangs, spikes, and to tease hair.

Spiking glue to style spikes

Many people say not to use gel in wigs. While I somewhat agree since gel will cake the fibers together and make them extremely stiff and shiny, it is necessary in some cases. I used gel to smooth down and solidify my Elsa braid. Otherwise, it kept coming out because it was so full. Gel is good to use on the end of super styled spikes to keep the fibers together. Gel is not good if you’re trying to make semi-realistic spikes. 

Hairspray to hold the wig’s shape. I recommend freeze spray for holding spikes and special curls

Wide tooth comb to comb the wig. Never use a comb for curls, use your fingers to lightly brush it

Rat comb is used to back-comb wigs for volume, or spikes

Blow dryer for styling curles

Never use hair straighteners or curling irons

Sewing shears are my personal preference for cutting wigs. Many people say not to do this because they’re so sharp, and can leave edges too perfect. I just know how to work them. It really depends on your methods of style. If you want good hair thinning shears, here are some. Don’t use the scissors you use for wig cutting on anything else, and especially not paper

Foam curlers work best for curling wigs

-Layering:

Layering a wig

Wig styling/layering part 1, part 2

-Cutting Bangs:

Comb the desired amount of bangs that you want to cut to the front. Divide the hair into several sections Pinch each section of hair and always cut longer than you need. If you’re using a razor use an up and down motion if it doesn’t cut through all at once. Do not use a sawing motion.  If you’re using scissors (sewing shears), than cut with the scissors at an angle so that the edges are not too sharp

Cutting bangs

Cutting bangs 2

How to cut thick bangs

Fluffy Bangs

Fluffy Bangs 2

Super anime gravity defying bangs 

Cutting simple bangs

please for the love of god do not do this!!!

-Styling Spikes:

Spikes (roxas)

Spikes 2 (L)

Spikes 3

Long, thin spikes (Dark Mousy)

Perfect, stiff, authentic spikes (cloud)

Huge, gravity defying spikes (jinx, from teen titans)

Building a spiked wig with a foam base (Yugi Moto)

- Curling: 

The best way to curl a wig! (In my opinion)

General how to curl 

General How to curl 2

Curling huge drill spirals

Curling huge drill spirals 2

Curling huge drill spirals 3

Pincurls

using hot water to curl

-Straightening:

Never use a straightening iron

How to straighten 1

How to straighten 2

Straightening a spiky wig

-Teasing: 

Teasing a wig to make it look fuller

Adding volume: Video tutorial

Style a beehive

-Dying: 

There is no way to lighten a wig with die if it’s too dark. The only method is leaving it out in the sun, but be careful because this is inconsistant and could create streaks, or gradients

Do not use colored hairspray to try to dye a wig. Don’t use colored hairspray to dye your hair as a substitute for a wig. DON’T EVER USE COLORED HAIRSPRAY

Use Actual wig dying ink, or FW ink (video tutorial)

dying with polyester fabric dye

dying with (very cheap) rit fabric dye

You can make your own wig dye

You can use acrylic ink (tutorial)

Or you can die your wig with sharpie

Painting designs on a wig

You can sometimes remove wig die, but it doesn’t always work depending on what ink you use. Put the wig in a ziplock bag filled with rubbing alcohol and squish and shake it well, then rinse. You only need to let it sit in the alcohol for a few seconds; the die should come right off. Just make sure it gets everywhere. If the die doesn’t come out completely, let the wig air dry and repeat the process

Wig dye does not work well on Elora fiber, but the only Elora fiber I’ve seen is the New Look line so it’s not a big worry

Special Styles:

-Cowlick/hairlines:

Cowlick

Ahoge

Easy widow’s peak (or any) hairline

Cowlick/widow’s peak part 1, part 2 (same method)

-Lace Front Wigs: 

I buy all of mine from Arda wigs. They’re cheap for lace fronts and VERY good quality. Extremely thick and sturdy with very realistic fibers. 

IMPORTANT! You must watch this if you buy one: Putting on a lace front

I used spirit gum first, but it was a pain and leaves yellow scum on the wig. Very hard to clean off. I advise using lace front tape. Arda wigs supplies it, but it’s usually out of stock. You can get them very cheap on ebay. 

Wig ventelating (GREAT video tutorial!)

Wig ventelating 2

Arda wigs also sells ventilating needles + holder, but they are often out of stock

This ebay seller has cheap wig ventilating needles + holder in 4 different sizes. (They also just needles)

Fx Supply sells ventilating needles (holder sold separately)

If you’re making your own lace front, Hugo Royer and Atelier Bassi sell super fine swiss lace

-Ponytails/buns/parts:

Criss-Cross part

Easy ponytail

high ponytail

high ponytail 2 (click on the “newer” thumbnails to the right of the picture to go through the tutorial)

huge ponytail 

parting for pigtails

Low no-weft pigtails

Bun/Odango 1

Bun/Odango 2 (click the “newer” pictures at the right to continure tutorial)

Spiral Bun

Stubbing a wig for buns

Simple, three-strand braid

-Wig wefting:

Making wefts

Making wefts 2

Sewing wefts into a wig

Sewing wefts into a wig 2

sewing wefts 3 (Video tutorial)

Making “new sew” wefts

Sewing in wefts

Sewing hair into a wig

Adding hair to a wig (alternative method)

Putting two wigs together

Putting two wigs together 2 (Nia- Gurren Lagann)

-Character Styles (some of the tutorials above are for specific characters too):

Two-toned wig (for Lolita style, Stocking… etc)

Candy roll forelocks (Zelda)

Yugi Moto

Cloud

Toph

Hozuki and Bonbori

Bobby pin-free stylized flips/curls (My Roxy Lalonde tutorial)

Sailor Moon

Sailor Moon

Sailor Moon

Chibimoon: Sailor Moon

Sasuke

Yuna Hair tail

Saber

Rapunzel

Rapunzel 2

Rapunzel 3

Merida (Brave)

Half wig/mohawks (marceline, Tavors, etc…)

Jessie (pokemon)

Geisha

Making your own wig from scratch:

Make your own wig (Yoruichi)

Making your own wig 2  (Shania)

Phoenix wright wig (a not-so-traditional method) (could work well for Yugi Moto)

Wearing:  

Putting on the wig

Always wear a wig cap. It prevents ichyness, and will keep your wig from sliding around. Even if you have short hair, wear it

Pin your wig to your hair/wig cap with bobby pins

If you have long hair, than use this method to pin your hair up. I use it every time, and if I don’t, my wig slides down with wear

wearing a lace front wig

Wig Care:

-Brushing: 

Only brush straight hair with a wide-tooth comb. Brush the tips first, then move up to the top of the wig

Do not use a comb to brush curls, use your fingers gently

If your curly wig has a straight top, or straight bangs, you can use a brush to comb the straight parts. 

-Washing and detangling:

About Washing Synthetic and Human hair

Washing and detangling (works for detangling curls too)

Washing and storing

washing video tutorial

-Detangling (also, see above in washing and detangling):

Detangling with silicone spray

Homemade wig detangler

Detangling a long wig

detangling a curly wig

Detangling and preventing further tangling in a long wig

Detangling video tutorail

De-frizzing a wig

De-frizzing a wig 2

This is a WONDERFUL METHOD to salvage a ruined wig. You can use it on cheap wigs to take out the shininess, or on seriously damaged/tangled wigs. 

This is the same method, only shown with an extremely long wig

-Storing:

I keep my most styled wigs pinned to a few styrofoam mannequin heads, this way all my hard work is not ruined by storage.

You can keep wigs with minimal styling in their original plastic bags. For spiky/teased wigs, I keep them turned inside-out in the bags. This way they don’t flatten.

If you have a huge wig collection and no space to store them (like me), I would advise getting a shoe hanger rack :)

Note: Synthetic Vs. Human hair wigs:

Synthetic hair will hold its original style, even if it gets rained on or dunked in cold water

it is easy to take care of and maintain

It is significantly cheaper than human hair wigs

they come in a variety of colors

it is really difficult to tell the difference

It cannot be styled in the same way as human hair

Human Hair can by easily styled with anything

they can be dyed and bleached

they have to be re-styled much more

they are extremely expensive

available in a limited range of colors

More references:

-my FAQ (mostly for homestuck cosplay help, also a bit of bellydance)

-This is a HUGE glossary of terms and definitions all about wigs. It’s very informative, and I advise looking it over!

-cosplaytutorial: a wonderful master list of many many cosplay tutorials. 

-cosplay.com’s FAQ. 

-Godsavethequeen’s cosplay tutorials

-cosplayresources, a good cosplay help blog

-an SFX makeup masterpost

-a great sewing tutorial site

-my “Where to Buy Wigs For Every Single Homestuck Character“ master list

-homestuckcosplayhelp, a great blog that is my go-to when starting a new homestuck cosplay

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Papyrus: CARDBOARDHYDRATES? YEAH. 

Sans: nice…

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Sans: i convinced the human that you wear your battle body in the shower

Papyrus, ever a step ahead: I CONVINCED THEM I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY HANDS LOOK LIKE BECAUSE I DON’T TAKE OFF MY GLOVES

Sans: *wheeze* 

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Sans: lower the fucking sink

Papyrus: NO

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Sans: *is annoying*

Papyrus: *YEETS Sans onto the couch from across the room*

Sans: wheeee

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Papyrus: *Practices MTT dance routines in front of the hidden cameras*

Alphys: What the fuck?

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Papyrus: I CALL IT THE GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR! :D