i'm the garbage man

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

bestie are you good? you just reblogged "petting her while we watch videos on my laptop" again

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

If it wasn’t Brennan Lee Mulligan on a filmed actual play show, I’d say that informing your party that they are driving past a strip club while they travel towards the haunted mines that advances the actual story arc is truly a genius move by the DM to distract the party from an encounter you completely forgot to plan.

That was timed so well oh my god

Update: it’s exactly as satisfying as the video makes it look.