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Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

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a-dandy-and-a-clown

there she goes

#dw #dwe1

avontarrant

twojamie moments

#dw #dwe2 #two #jamie mccrimmon

hasdrubal-gisco

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

#great grandparents is so far back #but as far as I know #germany germany wales wales england england england ireland

billpottsismygf

meow

#don't mind me #just scrolling through my sunny tag and was reminded of this video #I'd completely forgotten about it but it's still so real and true <3 #iasip #iasip vid #iasip mine

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grocki

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

grocki

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

doctorwhogifs

moonfallplays-deactivated202501

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

adulthoodisokay

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

#dw

themonstrousother

Really funny thing to say to the child soldier

#btvs

eesttm

Do you always have that energy? Like at breakfast, sitting alone or sitting with someone, do you have that "Greg fucking Davies" energy or do you build up to that throughout the day?

SEARED interview

#these two are endlessly fascinating #taskmaster

dyk-tv-theme-song

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #655

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onJul 2

#I love this theme tune so much #and yes indeed I know it well #I think this is a slightly extended version than plays in the show #as there were a couple of bits where the joins between sections surprised me #especially the very end #but still such a bop

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chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

#this is not a problem for me #yes I'm too warm but I'm always happy to have my boy on my lap #he's currently zonked out on the floor though #cats

when-i-say-run

Non-sonic screwdriver

#dw #dwe2

tinkerbitch69

When doctor who comes back it will be nununuwho

#dw

reasonandfaithinharmony

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

#he is completely correct #was just mentioning that my late family cat (who reached the age of 20) was an old lady baby #cats #taskmaster #not really but you know

thestuffedalligator

It’s not a Discworld joke unless you read it, don’t parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like “It’s a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlova” and you scream Terry’s name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is he’ll hear it.

andhumanslovedstories

#i don’t think this is what pterry meant by ‘a man’s not dead while his name is still spoken’

I absolutely think it is

seiya234

I read Jingo for the first time when I was 13.

I’m 33 now, and I still discover a new joke every time I reread it.

Terry was a comedic genius

stormsbreadth

#shoutout to the one in Soul Music about the leopard that got thrown out of the circus because it couldn't hear the ringmaster#it was several months after my second or third time reading the book that I clocked it was a Deaf Leopard (via @morkaischosen)

god DAMMIT

adverbian

When I was informed that “Vetinari” is a pun on “Medici”. That pun was so painful I couldn’t even see it.

triflesandparsnips

...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.

*starts thunderously knocking on the doors of heaven*

get out here Terry I just wanna talk

amuseoffyre

Twurp’s Peerage made me throw a book (gently) at a wall.

In the UK, the book of the peerage is called Burke’s Peerage. Burke sounds like berk, which means a silly/annoying person. So Terry took ‘twerp’, another word for a silly or annoying person, and replaced the e with u.

The Book of Silly and Annoying People, based on the real thing with a pun on the name thrown in for good measure.

deathsmallcaps

OMG I FUCKING *KNEW* VETINARI WAS A JOKE ON FUCKONG SOMETHING I JUST COULDNT GRASP IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO WIND SOMEHOW

sarahreesbrennan

I am not a talented punster so I was today old when I realised about Vetinari.

fiollaigean

guys it's fucking close to water

aridotdash

jennyofmany

Latinclass ca. 9th grade: the text we had to translate contained the words trans means "on the other side of" or in german it can be translated to "über/ hinüber". Also silvas; silvanis means "the forest" or in german "der Wald".

Trans silvas very simply translated into german would be über den Wald

Trans silvas -> Transsilvanien -> Überwald

My latin teacher gave me a very weird look as I suddenly facepalmed myself and groaned quietly.

arkytiorlecter

The Venturi and Selachii feud is what killed me when I got it.

The Venturi Effect is a scientific term referring to the acceleration of a liquid through a narrow tube (like a jet).

Selachii is a classification of sharks. (I discovered this when my stepson got really into sharks)

... fucking HELL Terry.

nochd

In Carpe Jugulum, Count Magpyr boasts of having helped write the Malleus Maleficarum, along with the Torquus Simiae Maleficarum, the Auriga Clavium Maleficarum, and in fact the entire Arca Instrumentorum.

The Malleus Maleficarum is a very real, very nasty and absolutely batshit insane book from late 15th-century Germany, basically laying out the procedure for catching, torturing, and executing witches. Its title translates to The Hammer of Witches. The other titles are Pratchett's inventions.

Malleus = "hammer" Torquus Simiae = "monkey wrench" Auriga Clavium = "bucket of nails" Arca Instrumentorum = "box of tools"

elfgirlcraftworks

I was today years old...

#sir terry

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being-of-rain

eventually New Who will become Middle Period Who

#well that's kind of already happened with series 1 mark 3 #dw

flufferalex

wtf is going on

#taskmaster #official taskmaster account #this is so funny

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