charmingly antiquated

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

daddy won’t lie to you kitten. what was once prophesied is beginning to come to pass

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

now available as a Redbubble print! <3

once again unequivocally lost in the sauce at the implication that younger vimes suspects that john keel!vimes is his dad who left when he was young. my favorite subtext of night watch i love the way it just sits there just out of focus

when sam says here's your hard boiled egg i bet you like your toast cut into soldiers and the yolk still runny. because i do. thats the culmination of 'this strange man looks like me and looks at me like he seems almost afraid of me, took me under his wing over every other person in the watch house and acts protective of me even when he doesn't need to. he just came in from pseudopolis but knows this city too well to be anything but a local. and not from the nice part of town, the roughest of the rough part, where i came from, too. he asked after my mum but blew me off when i told him she wanted to meet him. he asked after my dad and looked distinctly unsurprised to hear he wasn't in the picture. he seems to know what i'll do before i do it. sometimes looking at him is like looking in the mirror. there's a tightly coiled anger in him, i can see it, and it looks like something in me i've felt before. on our first patrol he taught me how to walk. i know him i know him i know him'

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

It was a global problem