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car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

I did not "decide to become a girl" I was actively suppressing the "girly" desires and things to talk about before realizing I'm a girl due to the expectations that society placed on me

I was always a girl but I kept destroying myself in favor of appealing to the majority

apparently the current run of Nancy (the newspaper comic. yeah i know) is making people mad because it made Aunt Fritzi bisexual, which is extremely frustrating for me, a person who has been mad about the current run of Nancy because it isn't very good

girl getting dragon hrt from her doctor. she gets prescribed 150 mg spironolactone, 300 mg wyveriol bisulfate, and a fire extinguisher because there will be an accident at some point and its basically harm reduction to give her one

girl who thinks her parents don’t know she’s a dragon frantically trying to cover up a 3 foot scorch mark in her carpet because she got excited and laughed and lit her floor on fire

Heaven Will Be Mine is a really interesting game that also makes no sense. There's tons of in universe lore documents for you to read and it makes even less sense. You play througha couple endings with a couple characters and it makes even less sense. It only gets more incomprehensible has you experience more of it and I'm worried if I keep going it might all snap into focus at some point and my brain will break in response.

The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them

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Crab rave when? 🦀

yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting

our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.

the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.

No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!

Writing by an unrealized trans woman is hilarious because all the female characters get these hyper-detailed descriptions with sophisticated terminology and then the inexplicably male main character walks onto the scene with a sentence like, “He had brown hair and was wearing a t-shirt. He leaned against the wall with his arms crossed.”