I like Ken. The Barbie movie got me to write again. This is a side-blog. Aroace | 35 | she/her but in a Weird Barbie way. In a Crowley way. In a little frog in a bog way | I do not give permission to repost my works anywhere (reblogs are welcome)
Yee-howdy, I'm Gender Kenvy. Based on the name, you can safely assume my specialty is the Barbie movie and my main squeeze (blorbo? is that what the youths call it these days?) is Ryan Gosling's Ken.
I'm ace and probably aro, too, so I tend to explore that a lot in my writing. My pronouns are *exaggerated shrugging*
I am 35 and rediscovering my love of storytelling after a long drought in writing. (Sorry! I am an internet elder and very, very not hip with the times. But Margot Robbie and I are the same age and that's kinda cool.)
I mostly publish over on Ao3 but have cross-posted a couple of things here.
Quick links:
Just a Girls' Doll in a Man's World
[the one that got me writing again <3 ]
Ao3 Link
Summary: Ken is called to the Real World through a portal to his very own human, except that the problem they're facing is one he caused, himself. Now he's taking classes, trying to learn how to be better and mend the rift. It just so happens he's taking some of the same courses that Barbie is. They figure out how a doll and a human with a half-century relationship behind them can help each other grow as people.
Summary: Barbara Handler finds an abandoned doll on a park bench - except he's not a doll anymore. Ken is homeless, but doesn't seem to mind. As time passes, it's clear that he's hiding something: he keeps going missing, only to pop up again acting strangely, can't hold down a job, and won't stick around in the same place for very long. Barbie is determined to figure him out so he can finally have the life always denied to him as a doll. But he has to let her help him.
Rating: T
Length: 175k words
Status: In Progress
Duckling
Ao3 Link
Summary: The Ken x El Esposo de Gloria fic you didn't know you needed. Processing a divorce because his best friend is happier with Barbie, Owen is left treading water, lost. He's happy for them, truly. No hate. But who even is he, anymore? Thankfully, ducklings float - and one is heading right for him.
Rating: M
Length: 70k words
Status: In Progress
One-Shots
Barbie:
Ascension | Ao3 | Tumblr | PG-13 | 1.8 k words | Crack fic/Absurdism. Gloria and Aaron are sent to Barbieland after it was cut off from the real world.
"Sometimes they don't come home at all" | Tumblr | PG-13 | 3.5k words | Ken accidentally gets drafted to Nam. Barbie &co. bring him to the correct time, but he's not the same doll anymore.
The Piece Fits Perfectly (It's From the Wrong Puzzle) | Ao3 | Tumblr | PG-13 | 1.7k words | Kensposo. Prompt: if Sasha was 10 years younger.
worn and useless thin | Ao3 | PG-13 | 7.1k words | Zombie AU. Barbie's only hope for her family is a man with no hope left.
defanged | Ao3 | Tumblr | Teen | 2.3k words | QPR Barbie/Ken. [Divergence from I Could Be Honest, I Could be Human] What if Someone Else found out about Ken?
doomed (gently) | Ao3 | Tumblr | G | 546 words | Kensposo (Liam x Ken #1) | Liam's peace was already broken before an unexpected visitor appeared on his doorstep.
hang the moon in the sky | Ao3 | Tumblr | Teen | 800 words | Kensposo (Liam x Ken #2) | Liam's house guest is experiencing a lot of firsts right now -- luckily he's actually the perfect person to walk him through it.
Ex-mas | Ao3 | Tumblr | Teen | 5k words | Kensposo (Liam x Ken #3) | Liam must navigate the holidays as his divided family comes to visit. At least he has Ken...for better or for worse.
Will you be mine? | Ao3 | Tumblr | Teen | 1.4k words | Kensposo (Liam x Ken #4) | It's Valentine's Day for Liam and Ken...but they're still figuring themselves out.
hand in hand | Ao3 | Tumblr | G | 1.7k words | Kensposo (Liam x Ken #5) | Prompt: Weddings (and Funerals) | Liam wasn't living until Ken came into his life.
Wicked:
I hope it brings you bliss | Ao3 | Teen | 6.2k words | Elphaba & Fiyero | Fiyero's "appreciation" of poppies has him in a downward spiral disguised as bliss.
Project Hail Mary:
Fox!Grace AU: Ao3 | Tumblr: 🦊|🦊🦊|🦊🦊🦊
Various Prompts & Blurbs!
Right here on Tumblr!
Note to self: also add goose groupie challenge fics in here!
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small reminder for the phm fandom because I have never seen this come up in fan content for some reason:
audio description exists!! stop making Rocky watch movies and TV entirely through his light sensor, he's gonna miss SO much only interpreting a 2D image through the tech he has. we have created the accessibility features Rocky needs to get the full media watching experience, he deserves to have it!
not every piece of visual media has an AD track, but it's a larger percentage than you might think. upgrade your Grace Rocky movie night headcanons today
“packmate” is a very good word to describe how i feel about some people. like we’re more than friends in my eyes but it’s not romantic you’re just. my person and im #keeping you. because you’re in my pack. wags my tail
"my daughter just won a competition out of 100 other competitors and I basically told her to fuck off with her trophy and prevent her brother from celebrating with her bc I only care about motorcycle" the dad in Motocrossed enrages me even more than he did when I was a kid
Dean talking up Andy who is trying to keep it together about getting pulled from the race until her dad walks past all silent and severe and Dean does a triple take and backs off like he Knows her dad is bad news on sight
This movie is extremely white and that makes it feel like the choice to have a Black woman be the most powerful and influential person in the film incredibly intentional in a way I didn't and wouldn't even have noticed as a kid.
they are in a discussion of whether women can even compete in the sport and a Black woman walks in with the final say -- a woman with gray in her hair who is certainly old enough to remind any of the adults watching with their kids in 2001 that the fight for people's rights is not the distant past and is in fact still ongoing and that there is more work to be done
also the owner of the competition starts out with implied homophobic commentary and ends as the mouthpiece of misogyny and the fact that he's both at once makes plenty of statement to me whether it was intentional or not
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"my daughter just won a competition out of 100 other competitors and I basically told her to fuck off with her trophy and prevent her brother from celebrating with her bc I only care about motorcycle" the dad in Motocrossed enrages me even more than he did when I was a kid
Dean talking up Andy who is trying to keep it together about getting pulled from the race until her dad walks past all silent and severe and Dean does a triple take and backs off like he Knows her dad is bad news on sight
"my daughter just won a competition out of 100 other competitors and I basically told her to fuck off with her trophy and prevent her brother from celebrating with her bc I only care about motorcycle" the dad in Motocrossed enrages me even more than he did when I was a kid
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"my daughter just won a competition out of 100 other competitors and I basically told her to fuck off with her trophy and prevent her brother from celebrating with her bc I only care about motorcycle" the dad in Motocrossed enrages me even more than he did when I was a kid
"my daughter just won a competition out of 100 other competitors and I basically told her to fuck off with her trophy and prevent her brother from celebrating with her bc I only care about motorcycle" the dad in Motocrossed enrages me even more than he did when I was a kid
"my daughter just won a competition out of 100 other competitors and I basically told her to fuck off with her trophy and prevent her brother from celebrating with her bc I only care about motorcycle" the dad in Motocrossed enrages me even more than he did when I was a kid
"my daughter just won a competition out of 100 other competitors and I basically told her to fuck off with her trophy and prevent her brother from celebrating with her bc I only care about motorcycle" the dad in Motocrossed enrages me even more than he did when I was a kid
"my daughter just won a competition out of 100 other competitors and I basically told her to fuck off with her trophy and prevent her brother from celebrating with her bc I only care about motorcycle" the dad in Motocrossed enrages me even more than he did when I was a kid
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hc that because eridian languages don't account for gender, Rocky simulates Grace's by mimicking the sound. he could absolutely squeeze out a 'heee' through his vents and it probably sounds like a little harmonica and when he talks about Grace to other eridians and they're just like "what the fuck is that noise you're doing" bc he's so used to doing it now that he doesn't even think about it
