or out to sea, or in the very air

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

Christ I hope not

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

KISSING COUNTS AS SEX IF IT GETS YOU HARD💯

shitty fanfic by the one and true rocky would be a hoot. rocky gets really into star wars or mass effect and makes his damsel in distress humansona have relations with a hunky [insert species of exoskeleton-having bug people] and when grace finds out hes like well okay buddy you have fun im not going to examine that.

one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food

walked 13km through the rainforest, saw another cassowary up close this time, and wrote a pretty banger gracerocky sex scene in my head that i will hopefully remember enough of to actually write it down later on when i get the chance.

all this and i accidentally swallowed a bug that flew down my throat while i was walking 👍

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

walked 13km through the rainforest, saw another cassowary up close this time, and wrote a pretty banger gracerocky sex scene in my head that i will hopefully remember enough of to actually write it down later on when i get the chance.

all this and i accidentally swallowed a bug that flew down my throat while i was walking 👍

having a canonically male blorbo who you headcanon to be a woman is torture nexus for many reasons but one of them being having to clear your name whenever tagging her in a post about women I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY SHES A WOMAN TO ME I MEAN IT. IM NOT LIKE THESE BITCHES TAGGING SPAMTON