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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

Some of y'all will say ACAB but then act like cops when you feel justified

Even if they did a bad thing to YOU or YOUR FRIEND or a FRIEND'S FRIEND. Proximity to you does not entitle you to make it your life's work to try and get someone socially ostracized from any and all circles

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

the food bank at St Mary's appears to have an "application" process that involves sending me a .doc scan of a very old two-sided paper document and expecting me to fill it out and return it, somehow. the second side of the paper is not included in the scan so its not actually possible to 'see back of page' to answer many of the fields on the front, nor would this be possible to interact with if i wasnt a person with one or more of the following: a house, a printer inside the house, mailing envelopes and stamps and mailbox access, a scanner, or alternately the software, hardware and know-how to edit a non-interactable digital document, resave it in a new document, and then attach it to email. so i have to assume everyone who uses this food bank is a 35 year old IT professional

im going to offer to make them a google form. and i will bet $20 against anyone who is willing to take the bet that they will not accept my help.

Made a typo and now i think there should be a word ‘containted’

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY