(man) boobs and butts

Congratulations on the transformation, obese porker, it’s not every day you see someone treat their own body like a discarded side-quest. You didn’t just gain weight, you played yourself into a state of biological bankruptcy. You spent two years treating your chair like a docking station, absorbing every calorie of processed garbage as if you were trying to build a human shield of lard around your lack of a personality. You went from being a skinny boy, which was probably just a lack of effort, to a fat chubster because you finally found something you could actually commit to: consistent, habitual failure. You’ve managed to achieve a physical form that perfectly mirrors your gameplay: bloated, sluggish, and completely useless in a high-pressure situation. The only thing more impressive than that 75 kg (165 lbs) gain is the absolute audacity it takes to call yourself a 'streamer' when the only thing you're actually streaming is grease down your chin while you wait for a delivery driver to bring you the only kind of victory you'll ever experience, you greedy piggy.