Calamity B Yossarian

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

The guy making loud mouth noises every time he punches the punching bag is pissing me off like crazy you’re not the only one here fucko

Ohhhh and he’s carrying his bag around (hate) and leaving it on machines he’s not using (triple hate) while he makes his loud noises

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

I've only been home for a few hours BUT TAKE ME BACK 😩.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Okayyyyy will get changed and go for walk now. Will spend rest of lunch doing some fairy house. After work will duck to shops to look for concealer. Yummy dinner toooooo

I need my weird alone time or I will explode