Calamity B Yossarian

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

kinda want to go to a log cabin on a mountain with a nice fireplace and quilts and be peaceful for a while

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us