Calamity B Yossarian

being an everything crafter is great but also sucks. like i want to get my watercolors out but i need to put away my microcrochet first. i want to do some leatherwork but my oil paints are on the table. i want to whittle but i'm using the bucket i catch wood shavings in to hold my papermaking mush. i want to write my book but my hands are too busy knitting a sweater. i want to code another video game but i'm too busy studying nalebinding. do you see my problem. the problem is that i need more hands

How is everything so vulgar and over sexualised but completely sexless and devoid of magnetism and desire….. neutered ass planet

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

The guy making loud mouth noises every time he punches the punching bag is pissing me off like crazy you’re not the only one here fucko

Ohhhh and he’s carrying his bag around (hate) and leaving it on machines he’s not using (triple hate) while he makes his loud noises

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

I've only been home for a few hours BUT TAKE ME BACK 😩.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'