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@mc-from-hell
Hey, wanna see designs I made of the tadc cast (as guesstimations (guess-estimations) of what I think they probably looked like as humans), which I drew over the course of five days? :3
This whole drawing session started because I thought Zooble's limbs looked like prosthetics btw, and I wanted to draw them with prosthetics I could find references of :3
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RB GAME!!!
your username is now ur ability
Describe it in any way that you'd use it or what it would do
Like mine is rotting in red, so my ability should probably be able to cause any being to decay by infecting their blood or smth
Tags ↓
well fuck i think i can control losers now? @r3str4int-usrbx @overlord-offical @the-mycelial-court @aether-the-kitsune @sleepymeowzidol @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin + open tags since i can't remember anyones usernames-
teleportation, specifically to other dimensions. like raven's teleport from TT
(this comes from the aether part of my name)
@puddlesl1me @thatacefrog @purpleeggyboi @gay-tulips-ina-trenchcoat @just-a-bi-hoe (lemme know if u dont wanna be tagged ur just cool) @extinctavialae
+ all my other beloved moots i can't remember the name of off the top of my head
@cgsdraws @tera-of-the-dragons @facetsofconfusion @thecatboyknight-offical @cado-thingy
that should be all that i can recall. sorryy
I don't know what mine is be frank
⯎shapeshifting (cat //boy)
⯎sword fighting (NOT IN A DIRTY WAY I SWEAR)
⯎offical (the one and only/silly)
Tags
@lemonenty, @i-know-too-many-greek-myths , @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant,@purpledelight127 (open tags +)
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS
be emotionally unavailable? lmao. maybe cause it’s ship/romance related i could like become cupid and get people to fall in love with each other :P
@effervescent-sapphic @bylerbean @finn-pennywiseismyhuzz @wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @ieatstarsanddirt @cleradin7 @snoopyinrainbows & also open tags
I can turn byler variants into beans I guess idk
@rubyrider6000 @yoursleepdemon @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia @pewe-77-77 @heyimcelery @lunareclipse2727 @whylee-wheeler @zombiegrains @mj-rulesdaw0rld +open tags ^^
i rule the world i guess
@gloriouslygone @yourlocalbadgerscales @auracobaltblue @stargazingthemoooon + anyone else im too lazy to tag rn
i uh...can make people disappear??? begone foul human and all that??
tags! (no pressure): @staticandballoons @sweetcreatureeternal @catluvrnerd @wiseheartheroes @kweerdragon @puppydogmike @violetcantspeak @byebyebea @the-birat612 @suffragette-cities + open tags ^^
im a... gay dragon??????? huh, fun thats my childhood dream
TAGS @demondog27 @nuclear-atmosphear @ihatethepersonwhochosemylastuser @nicointhecloset @byerswonwon @shartweasel @sorcerersdandelions + whoever wants too
gay dragon? The absolute best ngl you get to fly and be gay
I CAN FINALLY HUNT DOWN THE ASS WHO TOOK MY VERY CREATIVE USERNAME man I spent days thinking of that shi just for someone to take the last second, The fact that it could be you who took it
@briefgardenerwonderland @noobneko @live-with-love @pippinpopsocadolus @argushatesplanes @nuclear-atmosphear @grosmali @istilldontlikemyusername @silent-storms-posts @artkayos @plunkre @someone-gyu @pjo-tvs-version @rekisk8 @that-angry-cluck-who-hates-frogs <-esp curious abt this one +open tags (feel free to ignore)
i did this one for someone else but it would probeberly be pokemon snap LOL
tag list that i coppied :D
@quietghostygirl , @mwhotwheels , @heloisbyler , @lincerulean , @ihatethepersonwhochosemylastuser , @ineedbettershittodo , @trixiepuffs25 , @avorthuades , @thoraelrlffnem , @millie-lillie-7539 , @im-too-emotionally-involved , @holliewoodnot ,@thequeerlerfamily , @gracious-midnight , @clericscauldron , @hazey-dazey111 , @wondertwinstruther , @vanillaapril + open
turn families in media queer coded
@holliewoodnot @meanwhilewhile @actuallyathena05 @dessasink @ziggyzoomer + open tags
i can say “meanwhile” in a narrator voice and whoever im thinking of i get to see what theyre up to
@hardtobethebardbitch @humblefryingpan @gracious-midnight @gilmorenights @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant
i can curse someone with writers block (or the inability to do what they're good at) for up to twenty-four hours
@kingmackinac @astroo-osamuu @hyperfixationjunkie @cheez-the-clown @annoyedbreadstick
I am granted the divine right to rule one (1) whole island!
@achillbeing @cicadabee @aerowolf @a-crow-dont-know-the-smell-of-co @axolotlmage47 @asunder-aim (+ anyone else who wishes to join!)
i get the ability to point at people and tear them apart i think @areindeerlime @sliceoflifesalami @companionwolf @purblegoat @classic-heavy @gridzdoodle @paladinsunshine @sorrowboss @polaris2707 @alcibiades-hacks-it @ch-1-mera @tavern-get-togethers
I can give people free salami, for the cost of half your life :3
@studio-petrichor @mc-from-hell @weepingmillow @magicclownjuice @penappal
I think I'm from hell, lol
uhhh... I guess since my username is “mc-from-hell” it can be read like.. ‘master of comedy’ ‘from hell’, I guess, lol.
so like.. I guess I can call upon demonic forces, but only when I'm doing stand-up comedy? lol.
uhhhhhh
Taglist(?):
@granitoshyksos
(is it a list if it's only one person? Lol)
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle
I’m kepchup lmao
Brogle and rainbow sprimkle
This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.
some additions from my own collection
World Heritage Post
i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell
No Smorking. Parma Jawn
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
what the fuck ethan
I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.
Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.
1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.
This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.
So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.
So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.
Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.
“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.
I’m so proud of everyone in this post
Well I guess I have future plans I need to see come to fruition
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
ATTENTION EVERYBODY
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD
OUR WORLD
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
@brainsforbabyjesus
okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).
This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*
And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.
I love shit like this.
I was totally having thoughts along these lines and along comes tumblr to pretty much sum it all up. Bravo~
There's a power outage right now, where I live, so I'm using battery powered string lights to keep my room lit up, so I can sleep easier. :)
REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS RIGHT THERE JESUS CRUST
jesus crust
I SWEAR IN THIS FANDOM WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERY OCCASION
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Picrew chain
Got a fun one for today. Make yourself in this picrew and put your name in the incorrect quote generator!
tagging, @frauleiiin @blackberry-command-cap @crqstalite @per-astraea @selenescantinaofficial
No pressure, as always :)
well. can't argue with that but I'm not entirely sure I have the rizz to pull a supreme enemy either
thank you, this is a fun one :)
tagging uhhhh @rakghoulified @catohphm @ebitenpura @terra-h-l @performativetotebag
Thank you both for the tags @blackberry-command-cap and @frauleiiin you guys are the best 💕
NPT: @shanaraharlyah @rubensmuse @scarecrowwizard @disasterchandelier @zaolan @rypnami <333
Waow... thanks for the tag Mars!!
Entirely true actually tagging for fun (no pressure, sorry if you're not okay with tag games ^^'); @tiramegtoons @tearsoftime0086 @0kaypk
:]
@darkmedolie @weepingmillow @mc-from-hell @areindeerlime
@studio-petrichor @harp-a-loo-loo
(this image is the best I can do gvhvhhvhgvhg(←keyboard smash))
I just donated some blood yesterday, so this is funny, lmao
And uhh.. I don't know who to tag, so I'm just gonna say "have fun" and hope everyone has a good day/night ^^
(also, looks great!)
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my humor 2016
happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man
Happy 9 year anniversary of wheeze man
who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
too bad, im showing you anyway
a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY @hellsite-hall-of-fame
maybe im a stupid asshole but one of my biggest tumblr pet peeves is when i see a popular post that DEFINITELY got posted to r/curatedtumblr or put in a funniest tumblr posts video or whatever and the post is the 3 or 4 original reblogs that make up the og post and then like 25 reblogs in a row of different people all saying some variation of "I CANT BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND IT" or mentioning hellsite-hall-of-fame or something
this is so valid but i’m so sorry, we (the tumblr masses) could do the funniest thing here
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST ON REDDIT
FUCK
@hellsite-hall-of-fame HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
I did not think it would go this far lmao, my sincerest apologies
maybe im a stupid asshole but one of my biggest tumblr pet peeves is when i see a popular post that DEFINITELY got posted to r/curatedtumblr or put in a funniest tumblr posts video or whatever and the post is the 3 or 4 original reblogs that make up the og post and then like 25 reblogs in a row of different people all saying some variation of "I CANT BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND IT" or mentioning hellsite-hall-of-fame or something
this is so valid but i’m so sorry, we (the tumblr masses) could do the funniest thing here
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST ON REDDIT
this child will lord over all the komodo dragons
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"She Was 16, Yandere Dev"
what the fuck ethan
I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.
Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.
1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.
This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.
So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.
So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.
Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.
“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.
I’m so proud of everyone in this post
Well I guess I have future plans I need to see come to fruition
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
