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junewild

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

slitherpunk

...i beg your pardon?

newtid

terrible comic day terrible comic

bishopony

my really funny and original concept

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contemptible-scoundrel

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

contemptible-scoundrel

pmamtraveller

hair combs in the form of lily leaves in dewdrops. england, 1906

amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

konfettiklown

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

konfettiklown

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

thominyourside

thorin-is-a-cuddler

We celebrate David Bowie, Freddie Mercury and Prince for their gender-nonconforming amazingness as we should, but let us not forget

Annie Lennox

Grace Jones

Sinead O‘Connor

Dolores O‘Riordan

Patti Smith

Tracy Chapman

Please add if you like, i do not own the photos

musicrunsthroughmysoul

Big Mama Thornton (photo credit unknown)

Joan Jett (photo credited to Brad Elterman)

Pauline Black (photo credited to Ebet Roberts)

Meshell Ndegeocello (photo credited to Raymond Boyd)

Tanita Tikaram (photo credited to Bernard Weil)

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noknowshame

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

genderkoolaid

its crazy that megan thee stallion is not considered a queer artist by some people. the woman is not shy about the fact that she finds women attractive and likes having sex with them. she references it pretty frequently in her music, she made a whole song about enjoying having threesomes with a woman and a man, she made a Jennifer's Body-themed music video, she had Victoria Monét full riding her thigh on stage at a coachella, and there's literally a video of a lesbian interviewing glorilla at a party & asking who she would date if she was queer and her immediate response is "megan. megan like girls!" and then megan turns around and immediately starts flirting with the interviewer. i don't know what more you want. that woman is Bi Sexual and we should all be thankful every day for that. bi women are still bi when they wanna fuck men too you know. the fucking of men is also done bisexually.

linddzz

every weekend I whip up an obscene amount of what I call my "nutrient goop" breakfast smoothie and the main downside is it is that whenever I'm seen drinking this green shit and asked what's in it, I have to preface what I'm about to say with the disclaimer that I don't believe in "suffering for health" bc I'm not a fucking protestant and I legit enjoy the heinous sounding combos I'm about to describe bc I'm a fundamental freak .

linddzz

I also always feel like I gotta put the disclaimer in that the Nutrient Goop is fiscally feasible for me because I enjoy gardening and yogurt making as a way to unwind bc there is no damn way I would be out there buying 700+ grams of kale for a weekly smoothie (but kale is super easy to grow)

I do amuse myself by thinking that I'm standing proof that doing shit like making and eating live culture yogurt does NOT cure ADHD and whatever else is wrong with me

linddzz

The Goop

The Heinous Ingredients (for this batch, the "greens/legumes/yogurt/sweetener/acid" is my base goal but it all depends on what's available)

Again. I enjoy this. Also one can add some matcha for a hit of caffeine.

fleshdyke

???

professionalchaoticdumbass

you have to call someone now

starlit-meadow

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victusinveritas

Just got a call from AT&T. Pretended I didn't know what AT&T was. Asked them to explain what they do. They said they're the American Telephone and Telegram services. "Dude, it's 2026. Telegrams are still a thing? Isn't that from 1800s? How are you all still in business?"

Dude hung up on me.

byjove

the United States government, which absolutely does not have a history of shooting, bombing, drugging and poisoning its citizens and definitely reflects the will of the people-

byjove

“you voted for this” wait until you hear about gerrymandering and all the forms of voter suppression the state and federal government has tried

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