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can you remember the name of every person youâve kissed?
yes, I remember all their names
I could name most of them but there are few I canât remember
if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces
iâm not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half
I canât remember more than one or two names
Iâve never kissed a soul and want to see the results
What I enjoy the most about Count Binfaceâs candidacy in the Clacton by-election is that heâs not there as a joke candidate to turn a serious election into a farce. The by-election was a farce already thanks to Farageâs action. Count Binface being the only opposing candidate is just him and the other political parties going ÂŤyou made this into a joke, Nigel, so weâre going to make sure the jokeâs on youÂť. In other words
The point is that Farage is doing this to hold up a thin veneer of democratic legitimacy in the face of investigations into his own and Reformâs finances. ÂŤSee, the people still want me in parliament, even if the establishment is against me.Âť
However, even if he wins the by-election, the fact that the only other candidate was Count Binface, makes it a lot harder for him to spin his victory the way he wants. Itâs not going to be a narrative of the people preferring him to the establishment, but rather a case of him getting only marginally more votes than the obvious joke candidate.
If he loses to Binface, I think his political career is over.
fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever
What I enjoy the most about Count Binfaceâs candidacy in the Clacton by-election is that heâs not there as a joke candidate to turn a serious election into a farce. The by-election was a farce already thanks to Farageâs action. Count Binface being the only opposing candidate is just him and the other political parties going ÂŤyou made this into a joke, Nigel, so weâre going to make sure the jokeâs on youÂť. In other words

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Re: the last post I reblogged, when I entered the Tolkien fandom as a teenager, my understanding of racism was very much of the ÂŤpersonal, intentional bigotryÂť variety, a bill I think Tolkien didnât fit specifically because of quotes like his retort to the Nazi publisher, and it was a process to get to a point of recognising the structural racism ingrained in the worldview, the very idea of Empire. Which is to say, this isnât something that comes automatically to you if youâre raised in a (white, Northern European) context where people around you also donât have any concept of racism that extends beyond ÂŤit is bad to be mean to people because of their skin colour/ethnic backgroundÂť - a better starting point than outright white supremacy, of course, but not something that makes you remotely equipped to take part in any discussion of structural racism either. And in order to get to any kind of more nuanced understanding of the topic, you have to pack away the ego that says ÂŤI can figure this out for myself without listening to other people or without ever being wrongÂť and recognise that most likely you will have major blind spots in your analysis of the kind of structural racism of which you have never been on the receiving end. ÂŤI hadnât considered that, but I see your point now that you explain itÂť is a much better response to a person of colour pointing out racism in your favourite book, than ÂŤyouâre wrong because Tolkien said XYZÂť.
I really donât want to open this can of worms because Tumblr hath no fury like people called out on their political performativeness but it is literally driving me up the wall to watch people react to Serkisâ âkeep Tolkien whiteâ commentary by insisting twice as hard that Tolkien would descend down to earth and dropkick the entire Republican party to hell or whatever, just because they want to ensure that a piece of media they enjoy isnât seen as being morally impure. Case in point: I have seen at least five instances of Tolkienâs âI hate apartheidâ valedictorian address being used as a âcounterâ to Serkis being racist, including by actual news outlets.
Except itâs only ever the âI hate apartheidâ line thatâs shared, and not the actual quote in its full context. Because here it is:
If we consider what Merton College and what the Oxford School of English owes to the Antipodes, to the Southern Hemisphere, especially to scholars born in Australia and New Zealand, it may well be felt that it is only just that one of them should now ascend an Oxford chair of English. Indeed it may be thought that justice has been delayed since 1925. There are of course other lands under the Southern Cross. I was born in one; though I do not claim to be the most learned of those who have come hither from the far end of the Dark Continent. But I have the hatred of apartheid in my bones; and most of all I detest the segregation or separation of Language and Literature. I do not care which of them you think White.
Which is to say. This isnât exactly the antiracist quote of the century, to say the least. This is a white South Africa born man and a white Australian shaking hands and going âomg we relateâ and expressing what is a very, very mild âsegregation is not greatâ opinion in order to convey his thoughts on an academic subject, ie the confluence of language and literature. Using race to make a point about his own subject of interest, in his own interest, which is, amusingly enough, what a lot of ostensibly well meaning progressive seem to be doing.
I also think that some of the general surprise around âwhat do you mean large swathes of the Tolkien fandom are incredibly conservative!?â in lib/left Tolkien fandom is the result of a tendency in said parts of the fandom to transpose oneâs own progressiveness onto Tolkien and turn a blind eye to things like, say, the Shire being a very specifically mid-century British racist construct that is very, very clear in its politics, often going so far as to insist itâs anarchist or an ideal society or whatever the fuck⌠and then getting really Pikachu-meme âbut theyâre misreading itâ every single time a conservative explains exactly what it is about the legendarium that they really love, and get surprised when someone uses the Shire being a racist construct to do more racism. It is 2026 let us do away with âI donât see colourâ interpretations of media, I beg. Nobody is cancelling you for enjoying a book that is not kind to race. Most of the books I love are not kind to race.
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
Interior with White Light - Antonio Barahona , 2026.
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In my motherâs quest to find some kind of scent to keep dogs from peeing and pooping in her garden, she stumbled upon one that, on the contrary, is designed to attract lynxes. Which, when you look at it a certain way, might be one option if you want to keep dogs out
We also invented the unplayable game of Wild Animal Roulette, where you spray yourself with one scent from an unlabelled lineup, then head into the woods and see what animal shows up
Hiking in Norway is already a bit like that though. Last week I ran into two fully grown elks. This week, who knows?

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In my motherâs quest to find some kind of scent to keep dogs from peeing and pooping in her garden, she stumbled upon one that, on the contrary, is designed to attract lynxes. Which, when you look at it a certain way, might be one option if you want to keep dogs out
We also invented the unplayable game of Wild Animal Roulette, where you spray yourself with one scent from an unlabelled lineup, then head into the woods and see what animal shows up
My personal beef with the Cirth isnât so much any feature of the script itself as the fact that I spent my formative years teaching myself Norse runes and Tolkien assigns different sounds to the same runes. Anyway, this is why we should all use Tengwar, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
In my motherâs quest to find some kind of scent to keep dogs from peeing and pooping in her garden, she stumbled upon one that, on the contrary, is designed to attract lynxes. Which, when you look at it a certain way, might be one option if you want to keep dogs out
This brought to you by me greatly misremembering the description of Elrond from The Hobbit and having an intrusive thought halfway through:
He was as noble and as fair in face as an elf lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a wizard, as venerable as a king of dwarves, as kind as summer, and old as balls
the fact that the tra la la lally elves donât show up when frodo et al. arrive in rivendell implies a few options to me:
they are only there some of the time or at certain entrances (possible but prosaic, includes the potential for tra la la lallying as shift work)
elrondâs magic has some kind of built-in warning system and they cleared out to avoid potential danger (plausible and realistic considering that i donât think team tra la la lally is either interested in fighting or skilled in emergency response)
the changing political climate and increased danger around rivendell resulted in all tra la la lallying activities being moved inside the valley (which begs the question of where, and if they just manifest barbershop quartet style beneath guestsâ windows)
elrond didnât know about it until bilbo unwittingly mentioned the experience over dinner, and all roadside tra la la lallying was brought to an end (either petering out without the allure of secrecy or simply by the power of elrondâs consternation)
the whole thing was contrived solely to troll the dwarves (elucidates the standout conformity of only these elves to historic âtree-dwelling hippiesâ stereotypes)
bilbo fully made it up (this was revealed when merry and pippin cheerfully asked elrond when the tra la la lallying would start, and elrond said âgesundheitâ)
assuming the tra la la lally elves are real, though, iâm so certain that it was a celebrĂan-manufactured conceit made permanent by her shameless use of a parting wish to a weeping and dock-bound elrond right before they were sundered for centuries. she was leaning over the rail of the boat to valinor shaking her fist and yelling that they had to sing the song she wrote and not some sad sappy poem meant to attract maglor. yes, with all the tra la la lallies. or else.
I was going to make the joke idea âplay one of the tralalalally Elves, whose only skill is singingâ and then I remembered two things.
First, song is immensely important in Middle Earth, to the point where some of the most powerful character moments and magic effects we see are done through singing and poetry. The tra la lally gang are most likely quite powerful sorcerers!
Second, the song mentions many of the Dwarves and Bilbo by name, which means they are either capable of foresight or very well-informed by mundane means. Certainly not the giddy bards the appear to be.

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Iâve created a monstrosity in the name of making a cursed Tolkien presentation about Crablor what have I done
Thinking about the Reformation novel by the Italian anarchist collective again
On the first page it says: In the fresco Iâm one of the figures in the background.
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The coin of the kingdom of the mad dangles on my chest to remind me of the eternal oscillation of human fortunes.
Literally the most sentences of all time.