I don't know what I'm doing, but can you please just play along

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

Holy shit???????

She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need

What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?

dope

LIZ IS TRANS TOO BC SHE HAS HORNS AND FEMALE JACKSONS CHAMELEONS DONT HAVE HORNS

Ms frizzle is a time traveling trans woman is not a take I expected to encounter today but it’s one that I will stand buy to my god damn grave

i love the brewpub plot in leverage s5 because, to me, it’s clear that hardison got the pub FOR eliot and keeps goading him into running it by doing things like putting sardines and pineapple on the same pizza. he was like, hmmm my guy needs enrichment in his enclosure now that we’ve moved cities again, how can i annoy him into following his passion-

When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.

Yeah, self-representation is also a terrible idea!

when someone texts Nathan's photo to Interpol and Sterling just gets a random snapshot on what bullshit Nate is up to that week

cool. another black child died in a hate crime

im posting this here despite the website being extremely white centered, I want people to understand how in this country it's basically ok to murder and victimize black people, especially women and children in the name of "self defense" and white America will reward you for your antiblackness.

Executive dysfunction is when there’s gas in the tank but no fuse. Either that or the engine is fine but the breaks don’t work. Or somehow both.

Okey, New Stormlight Archive book right now but you HAVE TO shower at least once a week. Would you take it?