Haley • 28 • she/her • 18+ only cause I be profen all over on main • I draw (nightcall plays) and badly write things sometimes • music, anime, video games and whatever else I'm hyper fixated on 🫶 formerly v-i-d-e-n-o-i-r & colorguardian18
Welcome! Rygos pilled but I post anime, video games, F1, music and other random stuff that I love! Idk there's no theme here just fun chaos and thirsting on main <3
I'm down to yap about the Goose, video games, music...anything! I don't bite, I love interacting, asks and dms hehe
I draw (nightcall plays) and write things!
masterlist below ♪└|∵|┐♪
18+ MDNI All majority of my writing is smut unless otherwise noted!!!
Ryland Grace
Pilot Seat
Element of Surprise
Holland March
High Stakes
Healymarch x Reader
(Mostly short drabbles)
Front Seat (Healy)
Morning Sex (March)
Caught (March & Healy)
Shower Sex (March)
Early Bird (March & Healy)
Size Difference (March & Healy)
Teasing Your Way to Paris (March & Healy)
One Night/All Night (March & Healy) long fic!
Driver
Driver's a passenger prince... Gets a handjob (collab thoughts w/ Jude <3)
Court
Soon... c:
Fics written for me by my amazingly talented moots!! I LOVE Y'ALL 🥹💕
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friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!
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anyway, um. imagine Professor!Ryland accidentally calling you "sweetheart" — he's been calling you that in his head for months — it just slips out one afternoon where you come in late to his office to hand in, perhaps, the lab reports from the class you supervised that day. you pop in and give the stack to him and he goes, "thank you, sweetheart" like it's the most natural thing ever. you kinda freeze there and he realizes what he just said, too.
it'd be so awkward for Ryland (and for you, but let's be honest, that made your heart jump a little); he doesn't dare look up from his monitor afterwards because he's so mortified. you turn him into such a wreck. you take your leave, and once Ryland is alone, he's burying his face in his hands and slapping himself because he just addressed you with the petname that he's gifted to you in his head.
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i also need more healymarch x reader. just in general. please.
always happy to help 😌 healymarch x gn!reader. 18+. public BJs.
Inside the club, a teenage girl has used a fake ID to get past the bouncer and is currently having the best time of her life as she dances and drinks. Outside the club, in a dark alley, you have a cock in each hand, and you're having a pretty dandy time too.
Jackson is big, girthy, wide enough that you can only just about touch the tips of your fingers together as you stroke him. Holland's dick is humbler but has that delicious curve to it that hits you in all the right places when he's rutting into you like a wild dog so you don't really like to play favourites. You get two hot men who like to fuck you, for christ's sake. You don't look a sexy gift horse in the mouth.
Your knees ache and your jaw is killing you, but it's all worth it. They look down at you like you're the centre of the universe. Holland gets pretty verbose when he's getting off, a mantra of "ohh fuck, that's it, just like that, you're so perfect..." not uncommon, but Jackson remains quiet except for his heavy breathing and the sound of his fingers carding through your hair right next to your ear. You keep working your hands. You're pretty sure they're both close and it would be ideal to have them come together.
Maybe you're a little freaky, distracting them from an investigation so you could have them fuck your throat right here in this alley where where anyone could catch you. But maybe they don't mind, because they're the ones who followed you when you suggested it.
You reach in to take Healy in your mouth, rolling your tongue around the head until his groans in the back of his throat. When you let him go, you make sure a filthy trail of spit goes from his slit to your bottom lip, rolling your eyes back when it breaks and hits your chin. Holland chokes.
"Holy shit, look at you, you're so fuckin' dirty..."
"I am!" you agree, before taking him down to the base in one swift movement. Holland does that tiny little scream and tries to grab onto something for support, but only succeeds in gripping Healy's sleeve. Healy lets him.
"Boys... can you do something for me...?" you ask as you lean back on your heels, stroking both of them at a slow, sweet pace.
"Name it," Jackson growls as Holland nods so hard that you're sure he'll have whiplash.
"Can you kiss? For me?"
They tend not to kiss each other, not the way that they kiss you, anyway. With you it's easy little pecks of affection throughout the day, a thumb caressing your jaw and a hint of tongue. Even though they're partners in business and romance, they tend not to kiss each other unless it's in the heat of the moment. And if the moment you're in right now were any hotter, it would be on fire.
So Holland dives at Jackson's mouth tongue-first.
"Jesus, March," Jackson spits, before grabbing Holland's head in his hands and directing him properly. Their lips slide together obscenely as they give into your demand, all tongue and spit and lewdness. It's perfect, and it makes you so horny that you're sure you'll never be able to wear these jeans again without blushing over the memory of the mess you're making in them.
"That's it," you groan, and spit on each of their cocks before you start to speed up the pace of your stroking. "Now both of you jizz on my face so I can rub it into my skin like moisturiser, mmkay?"
"Really?" Jackson splutters.
"Sure thing!" says Holland.
Yeah. Maybe they like when you're freaky.
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💉 (i know you’ve got some but if you’d be comfortable telling more about them? ☺️), 🔐, 🍐, 🌹
Thank you so much anon for sending these in!! I'm always down to answer 🫶🏽
💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings
Many tattoos! My entire forearms are covered heheh. I don't have a theme I just like collecting different artists styles.
My favorites are my EVA UNIT 01 done by a good friend from high school, my first tattoo which was lord huron's emerald star and my near and dear fave, Wasteland , Baby! written by THE andrew hozier byrne himself 🙂↕️🙂↕️
🔐 something no one would guess about you
Hmmmm... I'm VERY shy and anxious in person. It may not seem like it on here bc I just be yappin but if all of us were chillin together irl id be like this 🧍🏽♀️ awkward as all hell 😭
🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be?
Oh it's gotta be my childhood crush, LEON S. KENNEDY BABEY!!!!!! Specifically RE4 Leon ouuugh. I KNOW I know it's not a goose but I met Nick Apostolides a couple months ago and I've been riding that high of him saying hello gorgeous and giving me a hug wheheheeh
🌹 favorite kinks to write for
tbh i'm new to smut writing so I'm still writing vanilla™ shit and I'm scared to explore out of my comfort zone LOL anyway, Idk if it's considered a kink but i'm really fw shotgunning right now. I dont smoke but it really does something to me
Holland (duh), Driver, Frank Castle, Flynn Carsen, Huckleberry (The Pitt) Shawn and Gus, Chief Johnson (The Closer)
🪐 favorite shows / series of all time
Psych, The Librarians (The OG series), Brilliant Minds, Chicago Fire & Med, The Closer, Bob's Burgers, High Potential, Firefly, Castle.... UHHH suddenly I know nothing about what I like anymore 😭
🍀 what is comfort show and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you?
oh definitely Bob's Burgers!! idk it's so fucking hilarious and any time I need a laugh I turn it on. It's gotten me through some rough days for sure
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