variety hour

i should probably do like an intro thingamabob now that im actually posting art

become a F1SH F4G lolol

strider strife?

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

happy flat fag friday

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

Pokemon Heritage Post

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go