variety hour

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

"we have nothing to lose but our chains" b-but my chains #mychains

If someone can tell me how to make my tumblr look like it’s underwater I will send you dollars with my mind psychically

people just drown screenshots for flavor, just look up a image water-er

8 days until the birth of Garfield

i should probably do like an intro thingamabob now that im actually posting art

become a F1SH F4G lolol

strider strife?

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

happy flat fag friday