match my freak and walk in my footsteps

the problem with playing disco elysium is that after you've played it you can't play it for the first time again. someone should fix this

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

what the fuck happened to my post

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

the sign of a true favorite ship is when you don't think about them going on dates or having sex or even kissing. they're just a intangible amalgamation of emotions and concepts and symbolism bouncing around in your brain at all times

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

like say what you will but basically what's happend to ianthe is she's spent her entire life playing second to her sister while working twice as hard than she ought in order to compensate for corona's lack of power. while receiving no recognition for her feats of necromatic power. she finally becomes lyctor and is immediately upstaged by cythrea then harrow. gets her ass beat by the former and spends the next book playing second to the latter who's literally gods special favourite pseudo-daughter now. despite the fact shes's more defective than ianthe. oh and then. ianthe chooses god. chooses to be his last loyal saint but oops! his real daughter shows up. so. ianthe still isn't the most interesting or important person in the room. one of the two things she wants the most. plus her shitty coworker is throwing a temper tantrum in her skull this whole time cause she ate him. i'm just saying she's having a shit immortal life so far

twitter is almost 19 years old and i will still read the quote-tweet before the quoted tweet.

immediately obsessed with fiona midnight burger and how much she is Going Through It lmfao. she was built in a lab to work at starbucks. she's from the planet 2012, where it's always 2012. she had her gay awakening at a suffragette rally. she may or may not technically be human and is Not Okay About It. she sounds like she's on the verge of a full existential crisis mental breakdown upwards of 70% of the time. 1000000/10 character for the ages i am putting her in a jar with twigs and moss as we speak.

just listened to chapter 46: the ragdoll and oh my god. oh my fucking god. someone put me out of my fucking misery i love this show and this character too much jesus christ oh my GOD-

This has definitely been my experience, too!

well you know what they say. when you've invested billions of dollars into hammers every problem looks like a nail and you keep handing these hammers to your users and they go "i don't really think i needed this hammer" and "but i don't have any nails that need hammering in right now" and "this is not a nail this is a glass vase that will break if i hit it with a hammer" and "didn't you used to have, like, other tools avaliable that might be better suited to this job" and you tell them to suck it up because you've replaced all your screwdrivers and wrenches and box cutters and crates and ladders and paint with hammers because your shareholders need to see an increase in value from your hammer investments