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10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

My french really is greatly limited, but its enough to tell that this post is epic XD

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

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I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

It’s not just the jpegs we play with like dolls

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seven year old me didn't quite consult with the academic community when i was pretending to be a croc in the pool

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this is so nice

Never, ever, forget

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As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

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Frieda, Ida, Al Qaida and how is our 4th hen called again?

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

Well I guess I have future plans I need to see come to fruition

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I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

this post is incredible! I’m in a tremendous amount of pain right now

Aw, did you get your bones stolen by the bone horse?

Is the magnificent Bone Horse akin to the Kelpie? Just curious

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For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

Can’t believe he’s ace

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

I often say "colon:", like when my friends say sth like "I have an idea" but just stop there, saying "colon" is a funny (slightly passive aggressive) way of asking them to continue or give examples