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Anti-ability. It's a passive skill, wuch can not be turned off which turns every ability cast on the person into the opposite.
Many times it comes in handy, for instance if someone where to curse you with a curse of slowness you'd just be faster. If someone would try to take over your mind you'd automatically take over theirs.
But it can also be troublesome if your new teammate wants to heal you, but you suffer damage instead.
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Wizards and magic is all about twisting the existing rules and laws by nature, such as creating an "air arrow" trough super fast movement of the particles in the air and such.
BUT
To do so takes incredible strength, because the laws try to stay in place. Like physical strength. Thus all the wizards that can do more than just "manifest a droplet out of the air humidity" are like super strong bodybuilders/sumoringers/athletes/whatever is strong.
Hehe
Thats what I call a good random pin combo XD
pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est fĂŠminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?
je vais laisser la communautĂŠ parler:
la baguette, icĂ´ne trans?
oui
non
eh bah
10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron oĂš est mon poste de ministre de la culture
My french really is greatly limited, but its enough to tell that this post is epic XD
take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebodyâs gotta pin the artwork to the wall
This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
IâVE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS
Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didnât deserve
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Found a little mushroom
It would be a mixture between very cool/practical and very weird and disrupting, if we could grab both ways with our hands. The question would be, would we not have fingernails then, fingernails on both sides, ontop or like in-between the fingers?
demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man câmon you gotta work with me here a little bit
roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E
demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.
roomba: *vibrates excitedly*
demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge
Roomba: >:3
I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts
Itâs not just the jpegs we play with like dolls
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I don't know what's going on in the above pic, but all the animal photography I've seen shows crocs walk on their hind legs in shallow water, or on all fours in really shallow water, never on their front legs with their body floating behind them.
seven year old me didn't quite consult with the academic community when i was pretending to be a croc in the pool
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I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.
this is so nice
Never, ever, forget
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. Theyâre everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, Iâm going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
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the last text you sent is your motivational quote now, is it bad?
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what the fuck ethan
I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
I was all ready to âum, actuallyâ this, but, um, actually thereâs about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.
Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.
1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword.  Your average longsword was 1.1â1.8 kg and I donât even remember if thatâs including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade.  Your more classic âknight swordâ was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.
This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Â Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.
So putting my thoughts in on this⌠because how could I not.
So youâve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you wonât need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.
Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.
âhigh fantasy mathâ - the tag I should have expected to write some day.
Iâm so proud of everyone in this post
Well I guess I have future plans I need to see come to fruition
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What if actually theres a very tiny chance, like 0.1šâ°â°â°â°â°â°â°â°â°â°â° that a living being gets some kind of a dope superpower. But we just never actually realised cause it really can be ANY living being.
Like an ant that can read minds. Or a mayfly that has the power of telekinesis, just nobody saw it in its short life. Or a bird that can always find just the perfect rhyme and composes the most beautiful poems, but we don't understand.
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I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said âhorses have over 4,000 bonesâ and i donât know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because Iâm absolutely terrified of itÂ
extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality
it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks
just because it has 4000 bones doesnât mean they all must belong to it. you see where Iâm going?
OH NOâŚ
BONE THEIF!!!
this post is incredible! Iâm in a tremendous amount of pain right now
Aw, did you get your bones stolen by the bone horse?
Is the magnificent Bone Horse akin to the Kelpie? Just curious
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