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“there’s that penny again, pa!”

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

Tfw everything in your fav character's tag is the ship you hate. And no, Not "most of it", ALL OF IT.

What actually happens in my brain: "I can't believe these basic functions aren't available. Time to find another option."

Me: Doesn't work like that in my world, sweetheart, but thanks for reminding me that I don't need your services.

Always leave a tip.

"I JUST wanna talk about my blorbos!!! I love them so much!!" Okay but your precious blorbos spend the whole time gripping you by the face saying "Listen to me. Listen to me. This this is a story about oppressive government and the destruction of the environment and the dangers of xenophobia and propaganda and is directly allegorical for things that are happening in your world" and you're not even fucking listening to them. You obviously don't care about them THAT much.

Have your own panic attack, leave me out of this.

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We could drag him to the ocean—have him eaten by a whale.

4. We could put him on a camel's back and send him off to Ur with a cowboy hat without a brim, a boot without a spur

6 We could fill his ears with cheese balls and his nostrils with sorbet

And tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon.

Oh well, I guess the power of autism compels all.

You got me there Beans