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when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Stop sign day

STOP SIGN DAY

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

Mata Nui being asked questions about his world by his friends but he's been so checked out from his own people for so long that he's honestly pretty foggy on the details. Do they have kings on his planet? Mhhhh hmmm well. Queens he thinks. On at least one continent. How many kinds of Toa are there?? At least six! And then a few more. Do they have doors??? Please do not ask him that. It feels very complicated. And don't even mention the concept of romance to him. He's been sort of comatose and a little distracted even before that ok

He's also not sure if he's thinking of the Toa Nuva or the Toa Metru with 'there's at least six'. The passage of time got foggy during his coma.

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

We use this in court reporting!!!!! It’s short had for “No, this is not a typo on my part. That lawyer really did say that.”

Always thought it just meant "Spelled InCorrectly" but this is so much funnier.

When we win, we will ensure that the history books remember men like Keir Starmer, Klaus Schwab, and the entire WEF as some of the greatest monsters of the 21st century.

Goose followed all of those criteria, you twits made all that shit up because you don't know what a fucking joke is.

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

me, a simple English pikeman watching a war elephant rampaging through Kent: wots all this then

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

I like the idea of Toa using the Agori language and family concepts to just create increasingly complicated nonsense family trees for themselves. "Yes that's my brother Kopaka. And my little brother Kongu. My uncle Iruini. My father Artakha but also my father Matau but also my older brother Matau. Tanma is my annoyed nephew. Hahli is my sister's sister but not my sister. Mata Nui was my boss. That Air Toa from the South was cool to me once so now he and his whole team are our cousins. These Matoran are all my sons but only when it's funny in context. And Dume is my in-law for some reason" somebody stop him

Pohatu assigns Onewa "Dad" at first, Onewa complains so Pohatu amends it to "Grandpa", then "great grandpa" and then adds more "greats" every time he objects after that.

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"i want old fandom back :(" y'all can't even handle people shipping fictional characters with a 2 year age gap, what makes you think you'll be able to handle all the stuff old fandom came with?