because kettles killed my grandma, okay?

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

i miss everyone

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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

Wouldn’t it be crazy if these was no Teiko arc, or like Kuroko told Seirin the story but offscreen and the audience never learned what exactly went on at Teiko and have to fill the gaps in. Every Miracle says contradictory things because they all saw it in different ways. They agree on one thing—that Teiko won every game, but they can’t fill in what else was going on or how the rest of them felt about everything.