Actually Max Verstappen

hi. this is your brain speaking, everyone hates you and your loved ones are gonna die in 12 minutes lol

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Bless me with thy potato luck my lord

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

#Please little bird

trying to fix this activity glitch

cash me out, money cat!

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

🤞🏽🤞🏽

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

I need your luck, bagel

….. Bagel?

Bagel.

Roasted bagel

Why the Hell not, Bagel, please help, my package is late.

it’s here so why not see if it’ll do anything

please ms bagel,,,

Bagel plsssss

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