winter's city side

mike walters hates himself so much its awesome he starts the story hating himself and he hates himself more every episode. hes like hi my name is mike walters this is my podcast about hurting myself and for all the narrative shifts and format changes and new concepts and characters and factions no matter if its still a meta podcast or not it will always be mike walters' podcast about hurting himself

it implies a "postcum"

the postcum movement encompasses a variety of artistic, cultural and philosophical movements. it emerged in the mid 20th century as a skeptical response to cum,

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

his. name. is. Hank.

Its time for you to listen to me

fuck yerself……………….

Huh? Wow... W O W

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this