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is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

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ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!
Hold on i should've been more specific.
First: THIS RECALL IS NOT STATE SPECIFIC. IT IS NATIONWIDE.
here are the specific products and dates:
FDA page on this:
Target is voluntarily recalling Up & Up Fragrance Free and Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes following customer complaints of produc
If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.
hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and
hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit
hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple
No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})
Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.
Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.
I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.
I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.
I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."
Bc so many people have asked, the □ in the dream was in fact just a wingdings square symbol. Your phone/browser isn't blocking an emoji. You're seeing it right.

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Oh my God, my wife has completely lost consciousness and is now in intensive care. Oh my God, what is happening? I feel like I'm going to lose my wife. Who will take care of my little child? I feel like I'm dying. 😭
The doctor said she needs a course of treatment costing 850 € to improve her health and restore her consciousness.
Please help me, don't leave me alone.😭
I don't want to lose my wife; I've already lost my mother and older brother, and I can't bear to lose anyone else in my family. I feel like I'm living in a terrible nightmare. Please help me.
My eyes won't stop crying. My little baby needs his mother's embrace. Please stand with me to raise the money to buy her a course of treatment.
Please Save My Wife Now ..😭
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The treatment course must be provided as soon as possible before it's too late, otherwise my wife will die. I don't want to lose her; she means life and security to me. Please help me now. 😭
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Taylor Swift
It's really funny to me that the first ask i get about musicians is clearly meant to bait me into talking shit bout one of the worst pop artists on the market.
Taylor Swift is the proof that it doesn't matter how mediocre you are, as long as your daddy has the money and connections you can be the top pop star in the world. Also, I know we all hate ye now, but I don't like that she got away with outright lying about him in the media and when ye had a recorded phone call that proved she was a racist shit head lying, no one gave two shits.
limes raiding joel during the worst moment ever
Checked my bank account and went into a full-blown panic. I absolutely hate resorting to GFM again, but life has gotten significantly harder than I had planned for.
Hello, you may know me as MasterGir. Living costs have deeply sur… Cody Littlefield needs your support for Gir went broke, help pay for food
I'm passing this through again because I haven't been able to stream or do much real work for a few weeks now. I've had a lot of stressful events like my mother being hospitalized, my mother-in-law ALSO being hospitalized, my partner Pochi's debit card # being stolen, as well as numerous other personal things I'm not at liberty to publicly discuss.
This has, understandably, made it difficult to find the time & energy to entertain. Things will get stable again eventually, but until then, if you'd like to help me get through this ridiculously rough time, I'd deeply appreciate the relief it would bring.
I look forward to earning my pay doing the things I love, rather than having to ask for help this way yet again.
I dunno you guys I think the emotion of “yaaay I finally have an excuse to be a bully” is one you shouldn’t luxuriate in

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a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who
twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street
a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode
judged by solely by christopher eccleston
this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner
ok, so, like: i am in a (by this website's standards) unusual position of being a tgirl with an actual family, and like, a life. i don't have a job, but i do have Shit To Do, in a way that i think a solid 95% of terminally online tgirl Posters do not. i say this not as an insult but as a point of comparison: when i started this blog in october '24, i had no life and so was principally interested - like most other tgirls on here - in Posting and engaging in esoteric discourse
but, because i am the head of a 5~ person polycule now (the tilde is to indicate that it is complicated), even without a job, i am just way too busy to commit the kind of time to Posting that i could two years ago. like, here's an example of the kind of shit i am occupied with nowadays:
my sweetheart @anzu-marr-first-floret is still in the process of doing up her room. she comes to me every couple of days and asks if she can get some new crafting material off of amazon or etsy, and i'm like sure sweetheart, let's look together.
beyond just buying her the shit, i have to keep an eye on her projects and make sure she isn't using her table as a step ladder or attempting to DIY a clothes rack out of an unused shower rail which is hanging precariously above her £1,000 hand-me-down laptop
for annabelle, i must make sure that the Kitten Subjugator is up-to-date at all times
i have to communicate with anna's metamour on a fairly frequent basis because we are planning moving together within the next 4~ years and that's going to involve Mortgages and Visas and A Lot Of Fucking Money
my house has two gardens and they will revert into wilderness if not kept in check (they are not grass lawns they are basically bird reserves, but that requires *not* letting them revert into just, whatever the fuck grows naturally)
i just finished a civil war with my parents for control of the garage so that i can turn it into a workshop so that we can harry enfield doin up the house
there is so fucking much medication to make sure we never run out of
i could keep going for so long here, but you get the point.
basically, what this has me wondering is like: what is the kinda "generational trajectory" for tgirls? my do you plan to die quiz revealed that around 40% of tgirls have no real plan and very little hope for the future, while 35%~ were kinda making it, and only around 17.5% actually had anything good going on for them.
i think that, when you are in your twenties and maybe early thirties, it is kinda manageable to be a washed out tgirl with no idea what you are doing with your life just yet. i have a suspicion, though, that that rapidly stops working by your mid thirties and probably doesn't work at all by the time you turn 40; just based on the fact that, i don't see the kinda "directionless" queers all over this site ever putting ages above around mid 30s in their bio, and most are in their 20s.
my current theory is that, for people in as difficult of an intersection as us (autistic trans lesbian probably disabled), there are kind of only really two outcomes life trajectory-wise: you either are thriving and in some sort of at-the-very-least stable arrangement by the time you turn 40, or you're dead.
this differs from people outside of this demographic in the sense that, it is just much easier for anyone not in it to kinda potter their way through life and just, i dunno, work some middle management position at tesco until you're 50. this kinda "cruise through life" option is simply not available for tgirls
ive been thinking a lot about this lately. my suspicion is that, within a decade, most of the current Posters in trans tumblr spaces will either be dead or have evolved into family mfs like me; or some other kind of poly alternative
i suspect that, for the trans people who do actually survive, it is plausible there will be some similarities to the way that the OG youtubers and streamers - im talking about ones like markiplier, pewdiepie, and hasan (for his great accomplishment of being a twitch streamer and managing to get *banned from a country*, which implies you got noticed by its fucking government) - who used to be just random internet people are now like, capital-P People. markiplier has his own fucking movie; that is the sort of thing that just, would not have been imaginable 10 years ago
im referring specifically to the phenomenon of "funny internet people" kinda evolving into people with actual power/authority/resources/influence after enough time passes. its obviously going to be much harder for tgirls given that the world hates us, and i do not think we will ever get Tgirl Markiplier; but what i do suspect will happen instead is, most plausibly, we could feasibly get a generation of pretty adept tgirl criminals. like, if there is anything that i think people who survive and eke out a life in this demographic are going to get really fucking good at, it's breaking the law.
i think in 20 years, a staggering portion of drug dealers and manufacturers are going to be trans girls (there is no shortage of tgirls with chemistry degrees.) like half the world's famous hackers are already tgirls, they have that portion of the criminal market cornered. it seems very likely to me that, given enough time, we will get really sophisticated shit like underground mutual aid networks and HRT cooking/distribution services established? tgirl organised crime, basically, but probably everyone is fucking everyone else and it's less leaky (tgirls hate cops a lot more than straights ever did)
i do not think the current culture of tumblr trans spaces can survive. i do not think we can possibly be discoursing about "is human domestication guide evil and imperialist" 20 years from now: anyone who had nothing better to do that is gonna have died, and the ones who survived will have more important things to do than focus on that. the issue of leftist purity testing culture is gonna solve itself because so many of us will have gotten culled, i suspect, that the remainder will know better than to waste time like that
in case anyone is wondering "why would tgirls specifically get good at crimes"; most aspects of our lives either are already illegal or are getting illegalised. openly trans presentation? illegal in turkey, going that way in some places. HRT? unavailable in all sorts of places, may eventually start being actually illegal. recreational drugs? illegal in most places. gay sex? illegal in a fair few places, or culturally punishable. gay marriage? lol. immigration? yeah good luck doing that as a tgirl. getting a job? the same. sex work? either dubiously legal or fully illegal; and yet it's probably the #1 source of income for trans girls
its so fuckin funny to conclude this way, but i think as time advances, we will become a demographic increasingly associated with criminal expertise and both a willingness and ability to exist outside of the bounds of the law. and honestly, for as miserable as that is and how horrific the circumstances that lead to it, it is pretty fucking dope
You wouldn't know it from mainstream media, but cis lesbians are the most supportive group of trans people... even more than trans people ourselves!
Media doesn't present reality: it creates it. The moral panic over trans women in queer spaces is a contrived conflict invented to drive our community apart. But our movements are connected at their core, and we are stronger together.
I just saw a video title on YouTube that said something like “Why is glass transparent?” And that’s an interesting question and I’m sure it’s great that the video exists but my first thought was like “Because glass is terrible, obviously.” Because it’s unwieldy and let’s out warmth and needs to be heated to hundreds of degrees to be shaped and turns into hundreds of tiny daggers if you drop it. Why the hell would we bother with that if it didn’t have some magical quality like being totally transparent despite being solid? Glass is transparent because if it weren’t, we’d use something else.
looking through my “me” tag and this is apparently what I was thinking 3 years ago
If you’re still curious we did not start working glass for its transparency. It was most likely started as a sanitary concern. Glass is easy to clean with soap and water, once it’s cleaned out you can use it again for anything and no germs or flavor from the previous meal or drink will remain.
Other materials at the time, namely clay, would absorb flavors and germs meaning that if you ate beef off a clay plate your next meal with that plate could have beef flavor and microbes common on cow meat on it. That would leak out seemingly at random no less. Heck imagine a sick person coughing into their soup bowl and then months later their germs hiding in the clay would pop out to infect whole new people.
Also the earliest human use of glass we know of is for its sharpness. Pre-historic people would use volcanic glass as sharp knives for food preparation. Also beads. Pretty much any new substance humans get their hands on for most of our history we immediately try to make into beads.
The fact that it could become see through was a side benefit.
this is amazing and I’m really glad I reblogged that old bullshit post because I got to learn this
I think this is a very, bold piece of conjecture to be stating so declaratively.
For one, the precursor to true glass was fritware (also known as faience in certain contexts), and we have a fairly sizeable body of evidence for fritware primarily being used as a decorative material, often as a substitute for ornate stones and minerals, particularly as a substitute for turquoise in Egypt.
And the earliest examples of true glass that we see are often treated the same way, like a stone. Made into beads yes, but also carved into sculptures and decorative inlays and settings.
Furthermore, the first glass vessels were usually core-formed, which means they were built by coiling heated glass around a core of sand and clay, fusing it, then scraping out the core. This fundamentally creates a porous interior surface embedded with clay and sand, retaining the same problems as unglazed clay vessels in terms of sanitation, albeit not quite as severely.
And notice how I said unglazed, glazing techniques for pottery were developed at around the same time as the very earliest examples of simple glass objects. Glazing provides all the sanitary benefits of glass, while requiring significantly less labor, significantly less fuel, and significantly cheaper materials than glass, in a medium that is also less likely to break. Glass for most of its early history was Incredibly expensive to produce, and it’s not until around the 1st century BCE that that development of glassblowing makes glassware cheap enough to compete with clay goods (and even then, we continue to see plenty of clay, stone, and metal vessels persist).
From the evidence we have, it seems much more likely that the driving force for the development of glassworking in its early history was for its aesthetic and decorative value. Which makes sense, humans like when things look pretty.
And while this wasn’t said here, I feel the need to address it since it’s absolutely everywhere elsewhere in the reblogs of this post: No, glass is not a superviscous or supercooled fluid. It does not flow appreciably on any observable timescales, and plenty of unambiguously solid materials flow to the same or greater degree than it (we are talking nanometers at Most over billions of years, this does not a liquid make)
There is exactly one robust argument for glass glass below its transition temperature to be considered a liquid, and that is when you are discussing its lack of a first order phase transition, a concept that has virtually no bearing on any common definition of a solid outside of that one incredibly technical context, and which has no relation to the myth that medieval glass is wavy and thicker on one end due to flow (medieval glass panes were made by spinning the glass in a circle and then cutting panes from that circles, centripetal force while the glass was still hot is where the swell and waves comes from, and plenty of medieval glass is swollen on the side Opposite gravity)
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I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind
^guy who didn’t know I could do that
Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days
HOLY SHIT MY BOY
anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin
@namanie @tsunderrated the point isn't "fake names -> real names," it's "feminine names -> masculine names"