These are actual things the characters have said. fight me

Hi! I’m Livvy, she/her prounouns, the person behind these totally correct quotes from BSD(trust me, these are canon)

Akutagawa: if i turn up mysteriously dead in the next few days, just remember that i'm great at swimming and that i have never been suicidal

Dazai: [walks into an art museum]

Gin: There was a LINE in the SAND! That line was my LIMIT! And you have YEETED yourself over the LINE!

Tachihara: Hey are you a thief? Because you stole my–

Ranpo: your seduction tactics don't work on me

Akutagawa: you guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me

Nikolai: Fedya, let’s make a pact.

Akutagawa: Chuuya says thank you for popping by. He’d love to have a chat but he’s up to his eyes in paperwork. Perhaps if you could come by next week—