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shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

GENERAL PSA FOR EVERYONE: GERRAN HOWELL IS A MAN. HE IS COMPETING IN THE MALE EMMY AWARDS. GERRAN DID NOT STEAL NOMINATIONS FROM SUPRIYA ISA OR SHABANA. THERE IS NOT A LIMIT ON HOW MANY PEOPLE FROM THE SHOW CAN BE NOMINATED. THERE ARE JUST FEWER MALE CHARACTERS. SHABANA ISA AND SUPRIYA ARE NOT MEN AND COMPETE IN THE FEMALE AWARDS CATEGORIES AND THUS WHETHER OR NOT GERRAN IS NOMINATED HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE NOMINATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

the term “feminine hygiene” being used so universally in stores makes me incredibly sad and it shocks me that more people don’t find it frustrating. why can’t we just say menstrual products??? it’s more straightforward! what does “feminine hygiene” even mean??? “menstrual products” doesn’t imply that menstruation is “unhygienic”, it doesn’t imply that you have to be “feminine” to need them… it’s a better term in every way. so WHY is “feminine hygiene” the one companies are obsessed with using!! fuck!

the term “feminine hygiene” stems from a time when menstrual products and similar were classed as illegal, “obscene” products in the US. why are we still using a term invented in 1873. I should not be seeing this term in every supermarket I enter. I’m going to turn evil

this post is for transgender people. I don’t want anyone nasty about people like me touching this post please. if you’re trans exclusionary you can block me and go on with your life. if you’re trans I’m giving you a juicy piece of fruit and I love you

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

The only pride flag I care about anymore