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PROPAGANDA:

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

Synthetic Starlight

"But it said 70% off!" "No it said 'up to 70% off'."

Or

"It said 20% off everything." "No it said '20% off everything for military and first responders'."

Or people who pull stuff from the clearance rack and want to know how much it is when there's a sticker on it. A majority of the time they're confused that it's not an additional 70% off the clearance price when the sign clearly says "Clearance - Price as marked." (I mean, they really expected a shirt that was $30 marked down to $9.98 is going to ring up at $3.)

Or people just asking me how much something is while we're standing where it is on the sales floor. I just point to the sign with the price point on it and they invariably ask 'there isn't an additional discount?' (It's hard to hide my derision at this point. It's hard marked at $60, we're selling it for $19.99. That seems like a pretty good deal to me.)

I'm sure that a lot of it is due to poor reading comprehension. People just see one part and ignore the rest. It's just so exhausting. I've gotten to the point when people start walking toward me with the tag out I answer their question in a world weary tone of voice before they even ask it.

Grace: *Retroactively freaking out about Doing A Misogyny™*

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932: