Rum, Omlettes, and an Open Desert

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

borja iglesias said he would shake trumps hand even though he hates him because he's afraid he would get arrested btw really normal stuff going on in that country

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

bridgerton is so scary. one by one the siblings are fetched away off into "their happy ending" only to turn into non-characters bearing innumerable children in the background of someone elses story. its like a zombie movie

Dressing in the summer is so boring. Hurr durr here I am in my pants and shirt or skirt and shirt or dress or shorts. No layering. No dramatic coats. No funky sweater texture to play with. No stompy boots. No SCARVES. God...