Rum, Omlettes, and an Open Desert

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

getting hyperfixated on a specific character is so embarrassing. here’s another picture of The Character on your dash… I know I just reblogged basically the same one but this one is moving

it’s been talked about a million times but way too many books now have a problem with telling and not showing. a character in the book i’m reading rn said “my therapist says my anorexia and drug use is my way of gaining control” girl i don’t want to hear that i want to see you starving yourself and snorting coke every time something goes wrong

anyway hey btw remember that russia is a terrorist state that has been in active war in ukraine for four years now, bombing ukrainian cities and civilians daily. city of kiyv has been under constant bombings for ages now targeting civilian buildings, railway infrastructure and energy plants, causing power cuts and prolonged blackouts throughout the dead of winter. do not forget russia is a terrorist state

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

the concept of the "shower beer" appears in folklore and mythology from around the world

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.