Don’t You Know We Count On You

🔁 uhhaziti-up-top

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I am a widowed and marriageable Queen 👸!! I am looking for a prince 👑 that’s ready to be tamed like a wild beast 🐺 tamed to be a pet 🐶 and never look back on the past life…

👤 4thbestprinceofhatti-deactivated1324051

o shit fr?

🛡️ uhhaziti-up-top

they fuckin got his ass LMAO

#yet another L from the land of hatti #bet egypt gave him plague too

🔁 kaškan-nicely-here

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at the store 🤪 anyone want anything?

⚔️ you-wanna-piyame

mmm get me some of that sweet sweet iron 🤤

🌞 the-great-king-of-hatti

whgat the fuck. is that my house???

🐎 kaškan-nicely-here

move your feet, lose your seat 😌❤️

#not our fault you went to invade syria again lol #no takebacksies

🔁 littletirynthianpig

⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler

boat :)

#alashiya please lock in... my city is running out of bronze :(

🔁 eteocretan-eccentric

👤 cretan-cowboy-deactivated1450082

who up leapin they bulls

⛰️eteocretan-eccentric

never forget what the ahhiyawa took from us 😖

#they even stole our perfectly good syllabary

🔁 littletirynthianpig

🐷 littletirynthianpig

was anyone going to tell me there was more land to the west or was i supposed to just sail out there myself

🐷 littletirynthianpig

anyways look at my little hesperian piggy!!! #mylittlepiggy

#kind of a hassle to get him here but oh well #all in the name of major street cred

🔁 alashiyanbronzeboiler

🚣 ahhiyawan-adventurer Follow

starting to think this whole syllabary thing is a scam, we should ◊◊◠◡◉◡◠◊◊

🚣 lukka-this-boat

so true! i think △▼△▼◎▼△▼△

⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler

#mom come pick me up the aegean is actin weird again

🔁 wenamun-of-waset

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can everyone quit harassing tjeker posters on here over that egyptian guy whining about the “will of amun”… OP literally stole 30 deben from us last week 🙄

☀️ wenamun-of-waset

no + its all in your head + all further communications must go thru my lawyer (the beautiful cypriot hostess who has granted me safe harbor)

#gods forbid a man carry out the will of amun-re #smh

🔁 sherden-my-herden

🌊 tjekerbythehand Follow

“oh no, the sea peoples are taking all our stuff!!” weak shit. the solution is simple: if you can’t beat em, join em. take to the sea ❤️

🌲 byblosiophile

instructions unclear, i am now in carthage

⛵️sherden-my-herden

what the fuck is a carthage

#is that some sort of new plague? do you have a salt deficiency

⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler

hey everyone, i’m here to announce that bronze ingot commissions are now CLOSED. i was dicking around in my forge the other day and found something way cooler & cheaper. more to come soon!!!