WAKE UP-SIT DOWN-SHUT UP

will you come nap with me

no one hates you everyone hates texting and their phone

im eating your heart for breakfast

i’m not mean my face just sort of looks like that

I want a freak that’s obsessed and devoted to just me and only me, no compromising.

whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

do not even try to talk to me if you aren’t ready to simp

you can match my freak but can you match my nerd?