Please Withhold The Prophecy Dodgeball.

Currently rewatching Clone Wars, and as a Maul fan, it's kind of torture to watch Maul vs Prominent Character fight scenes, because we all KNOW he's an incredible fighter. Maybe one of the best. But he loses SO MANY fights, or the fights just fizzle out, because he insists on beefing with people who have impenetrable movie canon plot armor.

We all know Maul should’ve been able to absolutely rip Vader apart at his peak. So they nearly cut his leg off and dumped decades of trauma on top of him to make sure he couldn’t. But also YOU MEAN THAT GUY WHO JUST FLEW OVER THAT ACID LAKE, PARRIED A WHIRLING LIGHTSABER MID JUMP AND PERFORMED A GRACEFUL LANDING COULDN’T TAKE VADER, THE GUY WHO CANNOT EVEN RUN?!

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

Pokemon Heritage Post

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

A CENTURY AGO