Call me Ranger she || her 24 your loverboy and your queen [a chaotic dyke] very confused Labrador vibes around these parts This is a safe space for human beings. Don't be a dick. Or you will be smacked with the stick. This blog started as an LOTR blog and decended into chaos. please do leave an ask if you like... drawing requests are always welcome!!! CURRENT FIXATION: Ghosts BBC SHOOT FROM THE HIP 90% woman, 10% undefined STFH
I apologise to my mutuals who followed me for reasons unbeknownst to me before my shoot from the hip obsession.
All you need to know about me!
Hiiiiiii I'm Ranger of the South but you can call me Haleth!
24 Winters Old
South African.
Some form of lesbian
For the minors following my blog and for everyone else too :
I do swear...a lot and also talk about some adult topics now and again
Sometimes, very rarely there might be an nsfw post. It'll be tagged and labelled and whatnot so you can filter the tags out.
Also just in general, gore and blood and violence is something that tends to come up in my blogging .
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Terrorizing Sam/Porcelain Pete with Pigeons
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Guess the animal until failure
<< this hella cool meme by @ihadtofindyou
This started out as a Lord of the Rings blog and has since spiraled down into the insanity that you find yourself enjoying today! I sometimes post about these things and you will be subjected to my hyperfixations <3
TAGS THAT MIGHT HELP YOU HERE:
Wanna read my ramblings? #rangerrambles
My art! #rangerart or #sfthfanart
Shoot / Roll from the Hip
Lord of the Rings / anything Tolkien related
Rangers Apprentice
Shakespeare and Classical Lit
A lot of Hamlet insanity
Epic the Musical
Cats the Musical
Ghosts BBC
Knives Out and Wake up Dead Man and The Glass Onion
Ancient Greece , especially Greek mythology and Song of Achilles
Linguistics
Art and music and crafts and crocheting [i crochet and draw and paint and am a musician]
Orchestra [mostly complaining because that's what orchestra people do]
Being so very queer
Sometimes I talk about line dancing
Art ..traditional and digital
Being unhinged about my blorbos
I ALSO really love poetry and made a whole blog for that :
Herein layeth verses of truths and wanderings.. Proceed with caution. Come as you are. Be kind. Be considerate. Be free.
AND if you're bored and need some uquizzes or picrews to do
main @rangerofthesouth This is all my pretty stuff made by pretty people uquiz and picrew collection that I've probably done or want to do.
Pssssttttt, you there...wanna see some wiggles???? *opens my coat *
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...so...i bought a copy of Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir yesterday and I immediately started reading it once I settled in for the night...it is now...over 24 hours later...i am 135 pages in
BOOK SPOILERS BELOW
..I EVEN MADE A CUTE BOOKMARK AND I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THE PAY OFF FOR WAITING FOR RYLAND GRACE TO FINALLY SWEAR WAS WORTH IT! The way I laughed omw
ALSO ALSO ALSO I READ THE MARTIAN after absolutely falling in love with the film..it's literally one of my comfort movies... BUT MY GOD, ANDY WEIR'S ABILITY TO WRITE A SASSY, LOVABLE BUT ALSO DOWNRIGHT INSANE SCIENCE CHARACTER IS UNMATCHED
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
I really wish I had decided to read this book sooner...i did look it up after I read the Martian but it didn't call to me then...but it calls to me now
I AM OBSESSED . I'M MAD THAT I HAVE TO SLEEP .BECAUSE I WANA KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO WITH THE CAT PEE SMELLING ALIEN COFFEE CAN CANISTER
Also EVA STRATT MY QUEEN(Please please she better not do something shitty later on...but even if she does MY QUEEN)
Oh and dimitri aaaaaaaand Xi and also STEVE THE SECURITY GUARD
And and... Yao and Ilyukhina and , "I commend your body into the stars." I had to stop and resd those paragraphs three times...
Also Taulight...fuxking love how weir comes up with these names for stuff...
...also Ryland Grace... is... MAN I LOVE THIS GUY.i wanna be his friend..i wanna have steak and drinks with him on a random Wednesday...
HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE BOOKS THAT HAVE SO MUCH SCIENCE IN IT AND SOOOO MUCH PLOT AND SO MUCH SASS AND ALMOST DYING AND THE IDEA OF DEATH AND A FIGHT TO STAY ALve
anD RYLAND GRACE IS ACTUALLY THE COOLEST SCIENCE TEACHER EVER. HIS CHILDREN. HE'S DOING IT FOR THEM...
...i still have over 300 pages left... I'M SO EXCITED
...okay so after seeing the malva pudding and milktart appreciation post...i think it is also a shame that the world doesn't know about our other really good desserts!!!!
(Which is extremely biased because I'm making this list and I am picky🤣)
But
Peppermint Crisp Pudding
Sorji
Vermicelli
Koeksusters/koeksisters
The humble custard and jelly
A good trifle... even if i am not always partial to one and yeah the British came up with it BUT WE HAVE A variation and get fresh pecan nuts with it too
OHHHH THE AFRIKAANS CHOCOLATE DESSERT...UHHH THE ONE WITH THE- KALTER HUND!!! Sjokolade something something the one where it's basically just melted chocolate and ALL THS CHOCOLATE AND BISCUITS AND IT'S A NO BAKE DESSERT THINGY KINDA LIKE A NO BAKE BROWNIE THAT YOU GET AT SPAR!!!!????
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Ooooh, we have a bunch of really fancy pedestrian traffic lights in Germany! I need to share:
Starting off with the difference between formerly Eastern German traffic lights (upper images) and formerly Western German traffic lights (lower images):
The city of Erfurt had some additions, like an umbrella or a heart:
Same sex love in Marburg (upper image) and Frankfurt (lower image):
Traffic light lady in Bremen:
Karl Marx light in Trier:
Face of Friedrich Engels in Wuppertal:
Elvis in Friedberg (Hessen):
A sparrow (for the Golden Sparrow film awards) in Gera:
Winemaker in Bad Dürkenheim:
Mainzelmännchen (mascot of the public broadcasting service ZDF) in Mainz:
every time i eat milk tart or malva pudding i feel so bad for non-south africans/ namibians… you guys haven’t experienced the most heavenly desserts to ever exist and it breaks my heart actually
Someone in the comments said they take the time to admire the pretty designs on the milktart before they mess it up with their bad cutting skills and I have never felt so seen...
MILK TART AND MALVA PUDDING AND CUSTARD YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY LIFE!!!
Truly nothing beats the taste of a good warm piece of Malva Pudding and custard after a good meal and or just on a normal day.
It brings sorrow to my heart that non-South Africans and non-Nambians probably haven't had these desserts before...
Also..also peppermint pudding...that too... but now I'm craving milktart again..specifically...Spar milktart...
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