Call me Ranger she || her 24 your loverboy and your queen [a chaotic dyke] very confused Labrador vibes around these parts This is a safe space for human beings. Don't be a dick. Or you will be smacked with the stick. This blog started as an LOTR blog and decended into chaos. please do leave an ask if you like... drawing requests are always welcome!!! CURRENT FIXATION: Ghosts BBC SHOOT FROM THE HIP 90% woman, 10% undefined STFH
I apologise to my mutuals who followed me for reasons unbeknownst to me before my shoot from the hip obsession.
All you need to know about me!
Hiiiiiii I'm Ranger of the South but you can call me Haleth!
25 Winters Old
South African.
For the minors following my blog and for everyone else too
I do swear...a lot and also talk about some adult topics now and again
Sometimes, very rarely there might be an nsfw post. It'll be tagged and labelled and whatnot so you can filter the tags out.
Also just in general, gore and blood and violence is something that tends to come up in my blogging .
Anyways that's all, remember to practice good Internet safety.
Terrorizing Sam/Porcelain Pete with Pigeons
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Guess the animal until failure
<< this hella cool meme by @ihadtofindyou
This started out as a Lord of the Rings blog and has since spiraled down into the insanity that you find yourself enjoying today! I sometimes post about these things and you will be subjected to my hyperfixations <3
Shoot / Roll from the Hip
Lord of the Rings / anything Tolkien related
Rangers Apprentice
Shakespeare and Classical Lit
A lot of Hamlet insanity
Epic the Musical
Cats the Musical
Ghosts BBC
Knives Out and Wake up Dead Man and The Glass Onion
Ancient Greece , especially Greek mythology and Song of Achilles
Linguistics
Art and music and crafts and crocheting [i crochet and draw and paint and am a musician]
Orchestra [mostly complaining because that's what orchestra people do]
Being so very gay and queer
Sometimes I talk about line dancing
Art ..traditional and digital
Being unhinged about my blorbos
Pssssttttt, you there...wanna see some wiggles???? *opens my coat *
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Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement
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i don't even find perfection that interesting, like if you polish and prune something too much it can lose its soul and charm. art and people need to be a bit imperfect in order to be captivating
I dont know if you take requests (feel free to ignore)
Your art is delicious
I know you did Terrence McAvoy but I am very curious to see your rendition of Claude? I know they're cousins but still
Again feel free to ignore this
Pretty art <3
I absolutely listen requests, there is no guarantee I will have the energy or inspiration to produce rhem but I do acc love to hear what people wanna see so I dont have to think for myself
Anyway, enough stalling
Here is my, rather rushed, rendition of Claude McAvoy
(Largely based on terrence ngl but I hope hes somewhat different)
Throwback to the time someone asked Luke and Sam if they could have Dan and Phil as guests and they had no idea who they were and Sam said "you didn't even add their last names, these could just be someone's dads" CRYING 😭😭😭😭
Buuuussy morning making art and hurting my ears after making bread crumbs by using the blender to crush the toast..and god my entire brain is sore...i can't unhear the sound... i feel *exhausted* after the gritty crushing and the blades sometimes getting stuck... i need to lie down...
*bursts through your front door, nods to say hi, flops right on the soft living room rug and sighs a world heavy sigh*
I will now rest, Lady Kay... i actually should have lunch... i forgot about lunch ~ voice of a guy who literally forgot to eat an hour ago when her stomach did a big growl...
My feet are killing me after dance today... geez.. I am gonna sleep so early and it's gonna be so lovely and I can't wait... maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow too...
Side note... my hot butch dance instructor friend demonstrated how I move my body during one of the dances [ very..uh... provocatively apparently] anyways... I've been relishing in the feeling of knowing I'm being watched by a hot butch when I dance... that.. is all...
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Some drawing of my favorite parings from SFTH since today I did my first ever improv play for my city's kids fest!!! If I had never discovered Shoot From The Hip I know I would have never done the play, I have bad social anxiety so preforming on a stage was something I thought I would never do, but I did it!! and I am really happy for doing it and hope to do more plays in the future.
Characters and longforms
Never Give Annabelle A Gun: Annabelle, Butch, Annabelle's dad, Henry
The Off Season: Angelina Roland, John Jacob Mcallister
Buuuussy morning making art and hurting my ears after making bread crumbs by using the blender to crush the toast..and god my entire brain is sore...i can't unhear the sound... i feel *exhausted* after the gritty crushing and the blades sometimes getting stuck... i need to lie down...
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heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE
