Call me Ranger she || they 24 your loverboy and your queen [a chaotic dyke] very confused Labrador vibes around these parts This is a safe space for human beings. Don't be a dick. Or you will be smacked with the stick. This blog started as an LOTR blog and decended into chaos. please do leave an ask if you like... drawing requests are always welcome!!! CURRENT FIXATION: Ghosts BBC SHOOT FROM THE HIP 90% woman, 10% undefined STFH
I apologise to my mutuals who followed me for reasons unbeknownst to me before my shoot from the hip obsession.
All you need to know about me!
Hiiiiiii I'm Ranger of the South but you can call me Haleth!
24 Winters Old
South African.
Some form of lesbian
For the minors following my blog and for everyone else too :
I do swear...a lot and also talk about some adult topics now and again
Sometimes, very rarely there might be an nsfw post. It'll be tagged and labelled and whatnot so you can filter the tags out.
Also just in general, gore and blood and violence is something that tends to come up in my blogging .
Anyways that's all, remember to practice good Internet safety.
Terrorizing Sam/Porcelain Pete with Pigeons
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Guess the animal until failure
<< this hella cool meme by @ihadtofindyou
TAGS THAT MIGHT HELP YOU HERE:
Wanna read my ramblings? #rangerrambles
My art! #rangerart or #sfthfanart
This started out as a Lord of the Rings blog and has since spiraled down into the insanity that you find yourself enjoying today! I sometimes post about these things and you will be subjected to my hyperfixations <3
Shoot / Roll from the Hip
Lord of the Rings / anything Tolkien related
Rangers Apprentice
Shakespeare and Classical Lit
A lot of Hamlet insanity
Epic the Musical
Cats the Musical
Ghosts BBC
Knives Out and Wake up Dead Man and The Glass Onion
Ancient Greece , especially Greek mythology and Song of Achilles
Linguistics
Art and music and crafts and crocheting [i crochet and draw and paint and am a musician]
Orchestra [mostly complaining because that's what orchestra people do]
Being so very queer
Sometimes I talk about line dancing
Art ..traditional and digital
Being unhinged about my blorbos
I ALSO really love poetry and made a whole blog for that :
Herein layeth verses of truths and wanderings.. Proceed with caution. Come as you are. Be kind. Be considerate. Be free.
AND if you're bored and need some uquizzes or picrews to do
main @rangerofthesouth This is all my pretty stuff made by pretty people uquiz and picrew collection that I've probably done or want to do.
Pssssttttt, you there...wanna see some wiggles???? *opens my coat *
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Momentarily lost my glasses under my bed by knocking off the bedside table and somehow it bouncing off GOD KNOWS WHAT AND LANDING SO FAR UNDER THE BED I had to use a pen to get it out... i ...am tired...my glasses are saved... to quote Charles leclerc...i am an idiot...
I guess we all have our limits somewhere
but fckin pigeons
it just seems so lame. so unrealistic. it’s as if Sam were a poorly designed fantasy or d'n'd character who’s notoriously fearless but needs at least one phobia for the game system so that he isn’t too overpowered
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library
[video description: two men in suits with their shirts half unbuttoned dance smoothly in sync to “Stayin’ Alive” by the BeeGees. Their choreography matches the song perfectly and they exude and air of fun confidence.]/end description.
Behold the giant otter (Pteronura brasiliensis). Of the 14 living otter species known to science, this one is the biggest. Growing up to 5.6 ft (1.7 m) long, this mustelid can reach weights of 70 lbs (32 kg)! It inhabits parts of South America's Orinoco, Amazon, and La Plata river systems, where it lives in groups of up to 20 members. It feeds on fish, crustaceans, and even caiman.
Photo: Charlesjsharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I saw this and IMMEDIATELY tossed it into my international chat like a live grenade and it has caused much mayhem, so thank you. Results so far:
Mixed results from the Americans because this shit is legal in only 30 states and almost impossible to get past a zoning committee so while they exist, they're extremely localized. Lots of yelling at Ohio.
---
Saskatchewan: "What's insane to me is that you have these with the population density you have. What am I going to hit in Turtleford?"
---
Bahia and Sao Paulo: "I'm stunned we don't have these tbh."
Prague: "We have these in my city, but only for boats."
Manaus: "My uncle has one of these! He also has a window on the other side so you can drive your boat up too :)"
(much Brazilian and Czech high-fiving)
---
Brisbane: "There's an astonishing level of trust being displayed that people aren't just going to open a beer immediately"
Tallahassee: "Oh no, there is 100% cop camped like half a mile down the road to arrest people who didn't stow the booze correctly."
Brisbane: "Oh it's an invasive policing operation! Yeah, that's the USA."
---
Newcastle: "No, this looks correct for the country that has bears breaking into your house". (The Australians and Africans have a bit where every time someone mentions their wildlife, they mass @me (who had a bear in my house) and the guy from Singapore whose mom adopted a wild water monitor and says it's her favorite son now)
The aforementioned Singaporean: "How am I exposed to an onslaught of your media and culture at all times and you STILL find new ways to horrify me?"
---
Vatican City: "You can ride your bike through the brewery to get beer but the abbot in charge doesn't like it"
---
Jakarta: "We don't have this because we're Muslim but we do have drive-thru Marijuana"
Kyoto: "We don't have these because we have public transportation. You can buy liquor from vending machines at the stations though."
Munich: "We don't have these because we are disciplined enough to pack our beer with us if we are going somewhere that drinking is acceptable, or there will be beer at that location when we arrive."
---
India: "Why have drive-thru Liquor, when you can have liquor delivered to your vehicle? GET ON OUR LEVEL" (no less than nine different images from across the country of people in trucks that have been specifically modified to operate the business of driving up to other vehicles in traffic and selling them liquor)
---
Pudasjävi: "...I should open one of these."
Everyone: "NO!!!"
(he has decided against this because "half the year people only use snowmobiles, so I'd have to shovel snow INTO the drive all winter and that's too much work")
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
