Call me Ranger she || they 24 your loverboy and your queen [a chaotic dyke] very confused Labrador vibes around these parts This is a safe space for human beings. Don't be a dick. Or you will be smacked with the stick. This blog started as an LOTR blog and decended into chaos. please do leave an ask if you like... drawing requests are always welcome!!! CURRENT FIXATION: Ghosts BBC SHOOT FROM THE HIP 90% woman, 10% undefined STFH
I apologise to my mutuals who followed me for reasons unbeknownst to me before my shoot from the hip obsession.
All you need to know about me!
Hiiiiiii I'm Ranger of the South but you can call me Haleth!
24 Winters Old
South African.
Some form of lesbian
For the minors following my blog and for everyone else too :
I do swear...a lot and also talk about some adult topics now and again
Sometimes, very rarely there might be an nsfw post. It'll be tagged and labelled and whatnot so you can filter the tags out.
Also just in general, gore and blood and violence is something that tends to come up in my blogging .
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Terrorizing Sam/Porcelain Pete with Pigeons
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Guess the animal until failure
<< this hella cool meme by @ihadtofindyou
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This started out as a Lord of the Rings blog and has since spiraled down into the insanity that you find yourself enjoying today! I sometimes post about these things and you will be subjected to my hyperfixations <3
Shoot / Roll from the Hip
Lord of the Rings / anything Tolkien related
Rangers Apprentice
Shakespeare and Classical Lit
A lot of Hamlet insanity
Epic the Musical
Cats the Musical
Ghosts BBC
Knives Out and Wake up Dead Man and The Glass Onion
Ancient Greece , especially Greek mythology and Song of Achilles
Linguistics
Art and music and crafts and crocheting [i crochet and draw and paint and am a musician]
Orchestra [mostly complaining because that's what orchestra people do]
Being so very queer
Sometimes I talk about line dancing
Art ..traditional and digital
Being unhinged about my blorbos
I ALSO really love poetry and made a whole blog for that :
Herein layeth verses of truths and wanderings.. Proceed with caution. Come as you are. Be kind. Be considerate. Be free.
AND if you're bored and need some uquizzes or picrews to do
main @rangerofthesouth This is all my pretty stuff made by pretty people uquiz and picrew collection that I've probably done or want to do.
Pssssttttt, you there...wanna see some wiggles???? *opens my coat *
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People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
i actually kinda like it when a character getting better includes them becoming weirder and less polite and more confusing and strange. no more "domestication" i wanna see the weird guy be weird!!!
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games
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