Call me Ranger she || her 24 your loverboy and your queen [a chaotic dyke] very confused Labrador vibes around these parts This is a safe space for human beings. Don't be a dick. Or you will be smacked with the stick. This blog started as an LOTR blog and decended into chaos. please do leave an ask if you like... drawing requests are always welcome!!! CURRENT FIXATION: Ghosts BBC SHOOT FROM THE HIP 90% woman, 10% undefined STFH
I apologise to my mutuals who followed me for reasons unbeknownst to me before my shoot from the hip obsession.
All you need to know about me!
Hiiiiiii I'm Ranger of the South but you can call me Haleth!
24 Winters Old
South African.
Some form of lesbian
For the minors following my blog and for everyone else too :
I do swear...a lot and also talk about some adult topics now and again
Sometimes, very rarely there might be an nsfw post. It'll be tagged and labelled and whatnot so you can filter the tags out.
Also just in general, gore and blood and violence is something that tends to come up in my blogging .
Anyways that's all, remember to practice good Internet safety.
Terrorizing Sam/Porcelain Pete with Pigeons
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Guess the animal until failure
<< this hella cool meme by @ihadtofindyou
This started out as a Lord of the Rings blog and has since spiraled down into the insanity that you find yourself enjoying today! I sometimes post about these things and you will be subjected to my hyperfixations <3
TAGS THAT MIGHT HELP YOU HERE:
Wanna read my ramblings? #rangerrambles
My art! #rangerart or #sfthfanart
Shoot / Roll from the Hip
Lord of the Rings / anything Tolkien related
Rangers Apprentice
Shakespeare and Classical Lit
A lot of Hamlet insanity
Epic the Musical
Cats the Musical
Ghosts BBC
Knives Out and Wake up Dead Man and The Glass Onion
Ancient Greece , especially Greek mythology and Song of Achilles
Linguistics
Art and music and crafts and crocheting [i crochet and draw and paint and am a musician]
Orchestra [mostly complaining because that's what orchestra people do]
Being so very queer
Sometimes I talk about line dancing
Art ..traditional and digital
Being unhinged about my blorbos
I ALSO really love poetry and made a whole blog for that :
Herein layeth verses of truths and wanderings.. Proceed with caution. Come as you are. Be kind. Be considerate. Be free.
AND if you're bored and need some uquizzes or picrews to do
main @rangerofthesouth This is all my pretty stuff made by pretty people uquiz and picrew collection that I've probably done or want to do.
Pssssttttt, you there...wanna see some wiggles???? *opens my coat *
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Okay so..as an adult listening to their 2014 album...just wooooooowwww full on teenage feelings 🤣🤣 this is hilarious but also a time capsule... this is what it was like being a teenager in 2014 fr... wow
One day I will tell the future kids that this and 1D and the vamps and early Taylor swift and MCR and all of the emo bands...really did encapsulate what it felt like to grow up back in then...
my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"
when i asked for examples i was told that "do you think your tendency to show appreciation through restoration is part of a greater life philosophy or is that coincidental?" and "is your communication with allied forces satellite or radar based and is it vurnerable to cyber attacks?" are apparently "inappropriate questions to ask someone you just met at a club". but i disagree. as if you wouldn't be a little bit curious about the answer? yeah that's what i thought
[ID: question by anonymous: did they answer the question though ///end ID]
the navy officer i asked about cyber attacks did answer my question very thoroughly. he also answered other questions such as "when refueling on sea, which boat is the primary course holder?" and "would switching to another government branch affect your retirement benefits?" and generally provided a lot of information over the course of a fascinating hour that as a former government employee myself i am pretty sure he should not have told me. but i also think he would have told me his social security number if i asked nicely (i didn't, I was busy learning about the tactical advantages of speedboats).
the guy obsessed with boat refurbishment that i asked about his tendency towards preservation gave me a really haunted look, said "holy fuck" and then after a moment of consideration "i think i am too drunk. i'm going home" and proceeded to leave. in my defense, it was well and truly meant as genuine curiosity and not as the attempt at psychological warfare it turned out to be. he unfortunately did not answer my question.
...he was also the catalyst for the intervention i received.
OP your friends are 100% wrong and “that person at the bar who asks you the question that makes you rethink your whole life because they Actually Listened” is a long, storied and honourable place in the pantheon of strangers you will meet. Sounds like you’re doing a bang up job, well done.
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if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think
This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice
Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10
[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]
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my fav gif is still the one where the two dudes are at a sports game and one guy randomly shows up and aggressively starts to make out with one of the first two people and then the camera zooms in to the other guy, whose face shows complete confusion and terror at the gay that just went down
