there is absolutely no consistency

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

Sometimes I think about the girl in my college gen chem class who believed all liquids were just particles suspended in water. I just find it very Greek philosopher. Like not only is water a universal solvent, but in fact THE ONLY LIQUID. It kind of charms me as a world view

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[ID: A tiktok captioned, "the father of a disney princess who for some reason has a huge blind spot when it comes to the fact that the woman he loves is literally an evil witch." A comment from Bambi reads, "louis from interview with the vampire" /end ID]

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name

to fallout 4's immense discredit in the matter, its decision to mandatorily define all female player characters as lawyers who married a soldier puts it behind literal fallout 1 on "does the female character feel like you're the punchline to a joke"

to elaborate on that a bit, it's actually toothgrittingly misogynistic that they contrived a scenario where there are two player characters and one of them was clearly conceptualised as The Wife of the Male Player Character, while the other was made as a character first. it's remarkable they managed to do that in a game with a character creator and no mechanical distinction between genders

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar