there is absolutely no consistency

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

your cat was an honor to see in the window

hey what's up guys we are Pasta Sauce and we are so pumped to be playing the White Tank Top theatre tonight

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing