there is absolutely no consistency

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

dragon age should have had fishing minigames

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals

[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Theres an enitre genre of historical artwork where you have to look at it and say "I cant tell if this is feminist or anti feminist purely because I think the author was really into getting dommed by women" because a weird amount go either way

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