there is absolutely no consistency

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

dude your ingroup signifier just fucking bit me

well at least you didnt get bitten by outgroup. getting bitten by outgroup might make you hurt and bleed the exact same amount as getting bitten by ingroup but it would be ontologically worse for some reason

i think even if someone lives there right now they should let you go into your childhood home like once a year just to check it out

"my childhood home was traumatic" don't go then. this post is about me

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

I reallyreall really really really need my third eye uncircumcised