there is absolutely no consistency

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

I reallyreall really really really need my third eye uncircumcised

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

You can now play as 🐗 Hog.

I like how fucked up and loud his climbing is, really adds a certain nasty feeling that he normally evokes

the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife