there is absolutely no consistency

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

stunning and brave and corrupt

weeaboo with his inflatable anime girlfriend

rocket pops and other popsicles have had a recent surge in popularity as a drink flavor but im fucking sick of it because NO ONE is putting a drop of popsicle stick wood extract in it. its fake as fuck if im not tasting the STICK