there is absolutely no consistency

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

I like how fucked up and loud his climbing is, really adds a certain nasty feeling that he normally evokes

the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

stunning and brave and corrupt