there is absolutely no consistency

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

this is how morbius can still win

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs