🚘💬 vaccinated?

god i wish i had a superpower so i could do one singular unexplained thing in public and watch people theorize for years after. like if i could fly the first thing i would do is put on a morph suit and fly over the henday at rush hour and then never do it ever again

funniest thing about this post is how small yet dedicated the fanbase for it is. 71 notes and all of them are the same 5 people. anja's whole blog layout is dedicated to it. i feel as though this is what people mean when they say our time here isn't defined by how many lives we touch but the quality of the impact we have on a few. this joke may not have one million notes but it has changed the lives of like 5 people and that's worth more

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

I hope that Ringo Starr's unethical retention of the elfstones finally gets brought into the public eye in 2026.

Called it.

Kids born in 2002 are 6 now. Let that sink in

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

I just made one point three billion dollars on polymarket correctly predicting how many ants would be born today

Everyone has a way of surviving in customer service and mine is to be a little bit of a sadist.

If you see me at work and i tell you that you cant go somewhere or do something, know that im taking delight in your disappointment

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

Holy shit

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

my nose!