🚘💬 vaccinated?

god i wish i had a superpower so i could do one singular unexplained thing in public and watch people theorize for years after. like if i could fly the first thing i would do is put on a morph suit and fly over the henday at rush hour and then never do it ever again

funniest thing about this post is how small yet dedicated the fanbase for it is. 71 notes and all of them are the same 5 people. anja's whole blog layout is dedicated to it. i feel as though this is what people mean when they say our time here isn't defined by how many lives we touch but the quality of the impact we have on a few. this joke may not have one million notes but it has changed the lives of like 5 people and that's worth more

she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

fond of isabel lovelace wolf 359 because she dies and then her life gets worse. and this happens not once but twice

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

adhd is the worst I need some kinda massive divine intervention to progress to any new task

the second coming needs to happen if I’m to stop staring into space and get up to put a sweater on

Love her. Need her. She is everything

nothing like the little mutuals icon to remind you your strange and annoyingposting are not irredeemable in the eyes of the chosen and accepted

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

people keep offering condolences that I'm stuck in the timeloop but I just figured out how to do and say the right things at the right times to have the best possible day and forget there's anything wrong no WAY I want to move on now