Triforces and Toaster Strudels

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

Have a pattern link I guess if you want

let the cross stitch be decor

I FOUND IT FINALLY!

nekkid is when your clothes are off and you’re probably committing a felony.

Your account was hacjed and the only way to get the password back is to give me your password olease

wait fuck that doesn't even make any sense

im so fucking sorry