Triforces and Toaster Strudels

your spinning see n' say wheel will tell you that cats go "meow", but its not telling you the whole truth because cats make lots of sounds like "eh" and "mrow" and "hehe" and "beep" and "hiss" and "pur" not just meow. it's a similar situation with doggies too

I have an idea for a kid's book called What Else Does the Cow Say? which covers additional animal noises ignored by intro books. Little kids deserve to know that lions can go "chuff"!

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

You smoked dog weed

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

I wonder if that’s part of the reason behind my seeing an upswing in products adding corn starch or corn flour to things that didn’t have those before? <- rhetorical question, because I’m certain that’s what’s going on.

he was a sk8er boi! he was also a sk8er boi! they were gay

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Alolan Link

Zelda Heritage Post

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make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.