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You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

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Bryce Canyon National Park

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After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

tinyyellowflowers-blog

I absolutely failed at doing this:

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getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

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this is really resonating with the subjects

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step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

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I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

qin-shi-huang-di

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

qin-shi-huang-di

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

diet-poison

the Terracotta Army guy?

qin-shi-huang-di

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

slimlimit

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

emperor-gaozu-of-han

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

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This counts as fan art

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tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

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teethwreath

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

yanguang

catasters

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daco-showman

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

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sproingusblogging

I can even be a png cutout

i-give-animals-cigarettes

you can even smoke cigarette

owlowlowlowlowlowlowl

You’re from Whitestone, yes?

Crimson Diplomacy - Critical Role: VOX MACHINA - Episode 25

#ugh i remember loving this whole arc so much

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missmacfire

This is the correct order! ❤️

chillingjester

so so accurate, couldn't stop myself from drawing this

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