Triforces and Toaster Strudels

Smoking on that we'd

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

I love when romanceable videogame charas have a friendship version of the romance scenes.... i love you can eat cookies with sera in the roof and they are "inquisition cookies" instead of "us cookies"... i love that you can spend the night with gale telling him he doesnt need to sacrifice himself and he is like "fuck you for bringing me friends and adventures now i dont want to die" thats the good stuff... i love that if you don't do the romance you get different convers that add a lot to how the character acts with a good friend, instead of just "oh well you didn't date them so no special bonding for you in friendship either"

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

coming back to this post to say people have been so disorderly and disrespectful with the animals lately i think the largest arapaima should be allowed to bite one rude guest per month to hopefully keep everyone else on some better behavior

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

trying to communicate ideas through language and it doesnt suffice so you turn to the abstract image and then people want to be talking to you about the images NO!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !

“so you only like men who would probably kill you?” no i also like women who would probably kill me too. On account of my bisexual nature

i think i just want to be killed to be honest

content team? does she mean her kids? i hate mom creators already but oh my god

extra level of grotesquerie is she wrote this with ai