I need minions.....

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH. LOVELY.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

The bit about fixing other fandoms literally made me laugh out loud. Maybe more of a cackle. I love this show so much

Parker: *to the heartbroken or otherwise traumatised characters of other franchises* You are suffering under a tremendous weight. We provide… leverage.

It’s a very distinctive skill-set

He stops and looks both ways?!?

This is my new favorite post

I can’t ever not reblog.

Have some happy crow vibes

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.