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before we start posting that july is gay wrath month letās consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the ābe gay do crimesā memes can wait
before this post breaches containment and people start going āwhy not both heheheā i want you to seriously consider the very long history of disabled peopleās existence being pushed aside and/or seen as secondary. i promise you itās not going to hurt to hold onto the memes and give disabled people space for visibility and celebration.
i say this as a disabled trans person whose trans identity is made front-and-center to the (mainly cis) people who know iām trans but my identity as a disabled person is brushed off by the very same people.
Also, before anyone starts trying to do "why can't we have both" uh well, disabled queer people actually still don't have the right to marry, and no one talks about it when discussing gay marriage!! They always frame it as being a won fight that's only in danger re: laws being overturned, and pretend all queer people are able to marry if they want. Disabled queer people who still cannot get married get completely left behind, as do non-queer disabled folks who also don't have the right to marry. I don't typically see queer people fighting for disabled folks to have the right to marry the way I saw disabled queer people organizing for gay marriage back in the day, either.
Y'all already left us behind, maybe don't try to erase us from our own pride month, thanks.
Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast
i get so freaked out by like. pictures of reallyĀ big rope
Iād like to say thatās normal but Iām a frayed knot
iām so fucking annoyed at this, just for that you donāt get photos of the rope
i changed my mind, this is just too horrifying not to share
itās called a HawserĀ and is the thick cable or rope used for towing/mooring a ship
in conclusion, i have nightmares beyond description
NO it would NOT be cool
well i fucken disagree
@scumrunner do you have any cursed facts about hawsers to share ?
As a fiber nerd, i am personally very enthusiastic about themā¦.
Ohhohohoho DO I EVER. Meet the āsnapback zone,ā not an area with cool hats, but instead the unintuitive range at which a hawser can kill you if it breaks under tension.
What if we kissed in the snap-back zone? š³ š³ š³
I donāt think you guys understand how much force this is, a tow rope used to move a 20 foot boat snaps under tension with enough force to dent metal, shatter glass and seriously injure anyone in its way. A Hawser on the other hand⦠Well Iāve seen a concrete pier with a chuck the size of a sedan ripped out of it by a line failure, and anecdotally, Iāve heard of a 2 ton heavy cargo forklift being skidded sideways, then knocked over. These lines snap with enough force to noticably dent the hull armor of navy ships.
This is a line designed to hold in place a moving object that can be easily in excess of 10000 tons. AND THEY CAN BREAK FROM THAT TENSION ALONE.
THESE THINGS ARE TERRIFYING RUBBER BANDS FROM HELL.
Nope Rope
NOPE ROPE
Iām once again reminded of its much smaller cousin, the haywire.
Youāve heard of the term, āGoing haywire,ā right? Ever spared a thought to why that term exists?
See, time was there was a prototype automatic hay-baler. But this was in that magic period juuust before we really got into standardized sizes. So calibration of the machine was handled manually - a mix of guessing and learning from the results of guessing. If youāve read Raising Steam by Sir Terry Pratchett you know that many people donāt get to learn from the results of their own guesses, due to being dead.
A poorly calibrated hay-baler had the mechanical strength to smush the hay into a tight bundle, wrap the wire around it, and tie that wire off to maintain the baleās form. But the pressure of the over-packed hay was a constant outward force. Each bale made by an over-tight baler was potential energy in physical form. We have a word for āpotential energy in physical formā and that word is ābomb.ā
So sometimes, a man would toss a hay bale and it would land with a twang and the man whoād been reaching down to pick it up where it landed was dead.
And that is what āhaywireā means.
oh nice. i knew hay bales occasionally spontaneously combust, didnāt know they used to have an explosion factor too
I am learning multiple things today
Normally Iād expect wet plant matter to be less likely to go up in flames, but not hay bales! Those pesky bacteria really like to party in damp conditions. And by party I mean ācreate heat.ā
earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ććć³ćć£ććÆćć°ćć," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend
illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)
illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)
photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")
illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)
illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)
illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)
BONUS:
Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of āRomance Auntie x Combat Auntieā
IT GOT BETTER
The RomCom Aunties!

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Yesterday I was at my local antique store and I was chatting with the owner, with whom I've been acquainted for nearly a decade because I love buying people's used junk and I'm always in there, and he revealed that he has a husband who loves Victorian furniture.
This didn't surprise me but I also like to think that I obviously read as some flavor of dyke and I immediately wondered why he had never mentioned his husband in conversation before. "Why today, after nine years of stopping by this store on my way home from work?" I thought. Then I got home and took off my wallet chain and noticed the new charm I added to it last week:
Don't underestimate the power of cheesy little rainbow trinkets in building community, I guess
I don't watch many shows so I thought this was about regular doctors at first and was willing to agree with the post. You just never know in healthcare
You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad š
Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:
1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!
2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.
3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)
hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell⦠be free ye reader
june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!
let's all be disabled this month... together š¤
if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.
i love this part so much theyre so stupid . look at them

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My favorite form of redemption arc isĀ āI hate that I have morals nowā
LikeĀ āI realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atoneā is good and all, butĀ āhow dare you infect me with moralsā will always be so much more entertaining
That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?
*chefās kiss* delicious
This one gets it
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like āmaleā, āfemaleā, ānonbinaryā, āmasculineā, āfeminineā orĀ āandrogynousā.
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Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
fantasy book with witches and wizards and magical people but all magic has a price, like
main character, in awe and slightly terrified: what did you have to give up to be able to control storms with your mind?
powerful enchanter, fighting back tears as they pull down the hood of their cloak to reveal a knotted oily mess:Ā my beautiful luscious hairā¦.no matter how many times i wash or brush it, it always looks like this
main character:Ā [horrified gasp]
fortune teller: and speak up when asking your question, these are my cards so they share myĀ partially-deafness
other character, sympathetically:Ā oh, had to trade good hearing for seeing the future?
fortune teller:Ā no, asshole, i was born with it. i got seeing the future for trading in my ability to wink
thereās a legend in this fantasy land about a powerful enchanter who traded their ovaries for the power to create earthquakes. the grumpy semi-sentient force of nature who negotiates these magic deals had thought it was pretty great one, sure to make the recipient of the deal regret making it soon enough (after all, the point is having to suffer a bit in exchange for magic, because life sucks even in magical fantasy kingdoms)
however, soon afterwards, the GrumpyĀ Semi-Sentient Force of Nature realized the enchanter had been ecstatic to be rid of periods and didnāt care about not having biological children. the GSSFN felt somewhat cheated by this and ever since has had a strict no-trading-internal-organs policy
āfucking humans messing with the system,ā it was quoted as saying
actually, cheating theĀ Grumpy Semi-Sentient Force of Nature out of the suffering it hopes to inflict with the magic deals is a time honored tradition in Magical Fantasy Kingdom, which is primarily made up of sassy little shits. most of the kingdomās mythology is made up of trickster figures
thereās the legend of the smooth-talking thief who managed, by describing a certain talent of hers asĀ āthe ability to form small growths out of her skin and then reabsorb themā with enough quick confusing descriptions to trade the ability to get pimples for the power to become invisible
thereās the boy who brought the GSSFN a bucketful of cold, liquid silver in exchange for the power to cure a certain sickness, only for the GSSFN to realize once the sun had come up that the bucket contained only water reflecting moonlight
thereās the monarch who offered to trade in their power to destroy people with only their words for the seemingly much less valuable power to turn one grain of rice into two grains ā only for the GSSFN to realize later it hadĀ gotten the rulerās cutting sarcasm in payment for a power that could end a famine
every year theĀ Grumpy Semi-Sentient Force of Nature gets visits from tens of jewish witches and wizards solemnly offering to give up eating all foods that come from pigs or eating meat at the same time as dairy in exchange for the powers they want
āDO YOU THINK YOUāRE FUCKING CLEVERā says the GSSFN, who has frankly had enough of this shit

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
Weird al being based yet again