Hergbleh

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

Misread "Checkov's gun" as "Goncharov's gun"

It is vitally important that I be informed of where you procured your little professionals desk lamp.

From a gashapon in Tokyo. Only the best and ¥500-est items for my Pinecone!

the fact that at the council of elrond glorfindel is like “just throw the ring into the ocean” is so funny to me after reading the silmarillion just because it feels like the subtext is him being like “yeah let’s try maglor’s patented and tested method: Just Yeet The Accursed Fucking Thing Into The Water”

#in fairness they do do literally the other fëanorion approved method of magical item disposal #glorfindel: we could do like maglor and throw it in the ocean? #elrond: no we’re doing like maedhros and jumping into a volcano via @lesbianlanval

Those…those really are the four methods aren’t they?

Listen, Boromir knows 1 (one) ancient elven story and damn it, he’s going to ride that horse until it dies.

To this day i think this was my best post

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

wishing everyone a very Remembering You Have Good Leftovers In The Fridge

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

I’ll allow it.

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

Fresh combat

It got better since I last saw it

the party embarks upon a laser quest

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

This is what I imagine some of my mutuals look like