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Why, what happened?

he got hit in the neck with a soccer ball #yeowch

Hope he's feeling better now

He is, don't worry about it <3

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

200k notes is insane who the hell are u people

80s-90s baby gay awakening

I vividly remember when I was like 6 or 7 my dad rented Batman Returns (so not this movie) from Blockbuster and was watching it with my cousins. I came into the room, sat down, and after 5 minutes or so I asked when Robin comes in. My dad said Robin isn’t in this movie. So without a word I got up and left the room 😂

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

suddenly the fucking

they must've opened the fridge

let's fuck like two well-adjusted individuals

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me