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I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

one thing I will say about being "grocery money" stressed is that yes I will invest in two tubs of hummus because yes I sure will fuck with a hummus wrap at least once a day for two weeks! I would already do that anyway! "even when you can afford to--" yes you can and will catch me in my humble mid-2000s tuscan kitchen mcmansion with hummus in the fridge at all times. if it's missing for more than a day it's because I died. I fell on the terracotta in the sunroom and wilted away, and it's very possible my last thought would be "at least I finished the hummus before this happened

the world is my cuck chair

Okay let’s play a fun game where you show me your cawk

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

Every video I see of Erika Kirk is more annoying than the last. I can’t imagine going home to that every day, you do start to understand why Charlie shot himself

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

if youre reading this im kissing you

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

who wants to come over and hang out in our underwear?