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hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire

shoutout to that time that i reblogged a piece of luke triton art that was cropped shota and someone called me out but then the artist notified me that that piece was a patreon exclusive and the person that called me out and knew that had to be one of their patrons

rawr rawr rasputin X3

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble