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cant believe theres a game that makes me mentally ill whenever i think about it and its fucking called detective beebo

nobody makes spamton say hyperlink blocked in fanart anymore now they only make him say tenna im pregnant and it’s yours

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

Edward Cullen energy

what does that mean?

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friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her

"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both

i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.

bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup

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anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

who tf is cracking down on COMIC PIRACY. oh god sorry for not paying before reading this issue from the 60s that DC doesn't even offer on DCUI and costs a hundred dollars on the second hand market. fuuuck