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fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

i feel like we’re all a little bit too used to living in a world where elephants exist. what do you MEAN they do all that shit with their nose

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

forgot to start building rome today. oh well

probably it will never happen anyway

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

Unofficial Autism Post

I asked the oracle what I should expect in the next three years and she just laughed at me???

didn't think I'd see whitewashed Gus from the owl house while trying to look for Minecraft skin references today but here we are.

stop saying you ate my son . i am done with you people

It’s so hard loving a complex fictional woman because assholes will try to turn you against her by listing off all her flaws and it’s like yeah no shit, that’s the whole point. What aren’t you getting about this?