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i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

I have been accused by the makers of South Park For Scene Kids of attempting to profit off their generic fucking werewolf character. which, to be clear. I fucking didnt. also if I contest it they can sue me.

a lot of anti-historian stuff comes across like “i want history to be simple and i am suspicious of people who tell me it’s not” and this is a thing you see from people on any place on the political spectrum

Are you a badass enough of a motherfucker to give me a hug

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

People talk about the backrooms like they’ve been there

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

i love u vampirism. i love u lesbianism. i love u homoeroticism.

>pour myself a glass of lemonade >take a sip >"this is way too sour did it expire??" >check the container >best by date is in 2028 >don't understand >check the label >lemon juice