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Originally posted January 1, 2014

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Originally posted December 31, 2010

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concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

Originally posted January 24, 2016

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Originally posted January 13, 2011

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Every one should go to bed. Let’s all go to bed and figure this out in the morning

Originally posted January 9, 2016

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Originally posted February 8, 2012

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i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

Originally posted February 23, 2014

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Originally posted March 9, 2014

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Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

Originally posted March 7, 2014

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Originally posted March 5, 2013

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Originally posted May 7, 2013

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you can just start identifying as a boy btw. you don't need permission or hrt or a new name and pronouns. hell you don't even need to change anything about your presentation. you can do it right now