Guess Im Back

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

OK we see you cunty wizard

Holy shit that last sentence

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It's Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

I was gonna queue this but then tumblr user commandtower-solring-go declared it a Wednesday post and

Remove the hitbox render from my son at once he will not be participating in your fighting game, you bastards

Ma’am your son just hit me with a meaty divekick crossup

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

They’re gonna invent a new kind of childhood trauma with this one boss

if the weight loss industry was destroyed itd probably improve the healthcare industry at least enough so that a fat person can go to the doctor and actually get treated