get loved and appreciated idiot

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

archaeologists digging up my bones: “wow these things sucked whoever owned them was a real asshole”

archaeologists digging up my bones: “bark” (its the worlds first all-dog archaeology team)

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

Thank you so much for sending me this @sassybooks ! This is ME YELLING THANK YOU

they are doing things on the fallout 4 nexusmods page God doesnt even know about

i can take you... closer

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

LET ME WORM AMONG THE STARS

Hospital

animals go to sleep when they are tired

are they stupid? they should go to sleep before then

i skink therefore i scram...!

check it out, i'm in the skink like CARpet

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

its crazy how nobodys made a good console since the wii

i dont even believe this or anything its just a line my girlfriend uses on any woman over twenty seven