get loved and appreciated idiot

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

compromise position: we bring the umamusumes here for bottom surgery

Im a catgirl so if you want me to feel safe, close your eyes in front of me. Yes.. keep them closed *reaches for your wallet*

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

Glad the murderous bastard's dead. Could do without the homophobia, tho.

yeah a trans woman using the word faggot in a context like this is really punching down on all the bisexual he/hims of the world. how can i repent

He died at the drone factory from poppers+viagra and they blew it up to keep his secret. He was fucking the drones

He made the drones call him Ms. Ukraine

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

hi. i think that there should be a substance called 'slodge'. and i think that we have a duty as humans to invent slodge, and make it so ubiquitous that it will be what we are known for by whoever inhabits the earth after us, more than plastics, more than metal, more than big titty anime figurines

in of body experience

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i'm a girl now

i've got this big trough of friendslop but no friendpigs to share it with...

me worry about my gf @chehrazad

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried