get loved and appreciated idiot

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

Youth fascination with technology

universal mom noises of get the fuck down from there

don draper was drinking and driving and cheating on his wife and driving people to suicide to make shit like this

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

Literally gonna be me omw to dashcon

hjelp,

Literally gonna be me omw to dashcon

hjelp,

Thabk You SeyMour…Thabk You

Get Of This Wesbite YOU Lazy Shitt…I Am Coming For You Currently And If You Are Not Whanging That Grimoire When I Arrive And Destroy Your Door And Enter You Home At Records Speeds Seymour Is Going To Pulverize Your Body Into Crumbs

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

You Have To Kiss Evil Woman. She Can't Spell Mwahahahaha Without Mwah. Do Your Part And Kiss Evil Woman Today.

Tip: Enter Holy Beast Form to purchase snacks for your wife

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?