get loved and appreciated idiot

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

i've got this big trough of friendslop but no friendpigs to share it with...

me worry about my gf @chehrazad

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

I am making everyone remember normal goose

Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

this feels like adhd with depression

archaeologists digging up my bones: “wow these things sucked whoever owned them was a real asshole”

archaeologists digging up my bones: “bark” (its the worlds first all-dog archaeology team)