Funny Jack

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

If this isn’t the cutest shit in the world

@failedcasanova how bougie would it be for us to show up at the gym with our pack of dogs?

OHHHH GOODDDD GOD THE DOG IS THROWING MORE SHADE THAN MR ABS AND MISS BOOTY COMBINED !!! Making them both look like ugly peasants !!!! We could definitely go to the gym with our dogs !

Ahh ahahah right? I love that he has a little work out shirt and that they pan to him for as many sass shots as the people lmao 😂😂

going to use this as motivation

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

can’t relate 

To what

i just can’t relate 

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin