Hey there! I'm Lucy, your local sword lesbian. I'm trans, poly, and extremely flirty. Currently dating @corpsegoddessresurrected, @butchwolfmom, and @biichimonroe; my wonderful girlfriends <3
I love to ramble about things, and I love to hear people ramble about things, so if you want to hear me talk or talk yourself, pop into my dms~!
I post a lot of varying things, mostly reblogs; 99% untagged except for the rare #swordposting. Ton of horny stuff, so if you're not 18 or older, probably stop here.
I very frequently keep an eye on my notes and follow people who reblog from me; if you're leaving lots of tags or reblogging lots of stuff.... I'll notice. 💖 Might even say hi....~
My interests
I'm big into games, queer shit, I also stream sometimes (twitch.tv/LucyValeheart), books, action and fighting and fantasy in all forms... Swords in particular, which hopefully is obvious given my title. Check my #swordposting tag for more about the ones I own!
I also own lots of rocks, so #rockposting may have one or two posts in it soon.... Who knows :3
Horny shit
Im into a lot. Like, a lot. And finally I've managed to fill out a kink chart I found online. It doesn't cover everything, but it hopefully paints a decent picture 💖
I'm about 90% submissive, but it's covered by my brattiness, and there's always that sneaky 10% domme in me....~
.....though admittedly, lately I've swung from 90 to 60, then back to 95, and it's really dependent on the day.... One of these days I'll figure it out!
I won't likely be posting any photos publically (shyness, self-dislike, security, etc) but I'm very happy to show people I'm talking to privately. If you want to skip tumblr messenger, my discord is lucyvaleheart; leaving that nice and settled deep under the cut so you have to work for it ;)
Just make sure your first message or so includes who you are on tumblr, or I may not keep you added for long <3 and do bear in mind that I am a lesbian, so I likely won't do any flirting with men :p
But don't be too intimidated~! Save that for a little further in this intro when you find out how tall and strong I am ❤️ I'm very open to chatting, and pretty good at keeping a conversation going c: try sending a simple "Hey" and I'll get things going from there!
About me
I'm trans as my header says, she/her, it/it's, 6'0" and about 350 pounds of muscle. I am obscenely strong. Yes, I can probably lift you. Yes, even you. Yes, I'm sure. I'm certainly going to try. 💖
A testimonial:
Here's a gif of my favorite katana and a video of my sparkliest rock for getting through all that text.
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sometimes a girl just wants to be useful. she gets a little confused, without a firm hand.
maybe she tries to shape herself into something more worthy. maybe she pretends at dominance for other, more pathetic girls. anything to be Enough. in her heart, she knows what she's meant for. she should be taken, owned, and kept. her purpose is to serve. it's what she's good for.
you can see it in her eyes, if you look closely. she'll pretend otherwise, for a moment. take her in your hands. be firm. force into her just a small taste of what she's meant to be. her mind will snap like the fragile little thing it always was.
all at once, she'll belong to you. the words will form themselves, sweet on her lips. thank you for making me yours.
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- Resists Puppy, Bug, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-; all those things make use of fear, and a knight does not falter
- Weak to Slime, Snake, Vampire, Witch, Clown (things that bypass armor, yes Clown's silliness lets them looney tunes their way around armor) as well as Sister, Princess, Goddess, Mommy, Angel, and Little (things that a knight will take orders from)
- Resisted by Sister, Princess, Fairy, Maid, Bunny, Goddess, Angel, Little, and Horse (all things a knight protects) as well as Vampire, Snake, and Fox (associated with guile, which is a knight's downfall)
- Super Effective vs Deer, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-, and Witch (things a knight hunts) as well as Nerd, Brat, Plush, and Pooltoy (things that lose to physical force)
... I'm going to stop before I spend an hour on this actually
you may be unwilling to spend hours of your life on this, but I am the best procrastinator to ever do it. I'll see you with a type chart in a couple of hours
strengths and resistances anyone? (spreadsheet link for higher res)
green is Super Effective, dealing 2x damage
red is Not Very Effective, dealing 1/2 damage
black is Immune, dealing 0 damage
empty is Neurtal, dealing normal damage
so as an Angel Knight type, I would take:
4x damage from Goddess and Handler
2x damage from Brat, Little, Princess, Fairy, Angel, Goth, Mommy, Fox, Clown, and Slut
1x damage from Knight, Robot, Maid, Sister, Doll, Gamer, Plushy, Deer, Nerd, Witch, Snake, Horror, Pool Toy, Plant, Cow, Elf, Fish, and Lizard
0.5x damage from Bird, Bug, Rat, Slime, Bunny, Horse, Pirate, and Alien
and 0.25x damage from Puppy, Kitty, Vampire, Dragon, Were-, Demon, and Spider.
If you think the matchups should be different, my askbox is open. I am admittedly not familiar with some of these archetypes (I thought pool toy meant literally tube rings, I learned today what those are it's very cool), and alot of this is very subjective.
If you think demons should beat angels instead of the other way around though, that'll take some convincing ideally from a demon girl in person
Was this worth 6 hours of my life?
Yes. I would do anything for the beautiful transgender women in my phone 💜
It's absolutely crazy that intellectual labor can wipe you out. It seems like it shouldn't be a thing, like your stores of brain juice shouldn't be able to be depleted in that way.
I feel like a wizard that's out of spell slots, and to me that's a hackish mechanical limitation put in place to try to balance the classes.
#it's fucked and it's bad design
#i should be able to write and edit for 20 hours a day
#i'm just sitting there how are we even using energy
#feels made up (via @softest-punk, emphasis mine)
Your brain is an incredibly energy-intensive organ. It makes up approximately 2% of your total body mass, but at rest it's using 22% of your total energy intake. The only thing that uses the same percentage of energy is all of your skeletal muscle (which is about 40% of your total body mass), with the liver (about 2.6% of your total mass) close behind at 21% (Aragon et al, 2017).
And that's how much energy it's using at rest.
That's the baseline.
So if you're doing lots of intellectual labour, your brain - which already has disproportionately huge energy demand - is going to use even more energy to keep up with the work. That's why you feel so wiped/drained/like you're out of spell slots after high intellectual demand - because your brain is an organ, and you've just done a lot of high-energy work with a high-energy organ.
"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist
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ohoho. you wish to bed me? very well. but first, i demand you square the circle, find the truth beyond rubedo, solve the fivefold cube, the twenty-five and one hundred, only then may you- huh? you already- uhm. you shan't. stop looking at me with such a lecherous gaze and leave wait please put me down i have more things you must do please stop those are my favorite pair of tights stop they're gonna tear you horrid fiend you must stop immediately or else i'll !! ill !! sstoppppppp
the exact type of sadist to kiss your tears away and praise you while you’re thrashing and screaming under me “shhh baby you’re doing so good it’s okay I’ve got you, you can take it I know you can” when you’re clearly sobbing and struggling to actually take it
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getting dommed by a girl who's normally very submissive feels really good actually like whaaaat im somehow more pathetic than you are rn like whaaaat how's this possible.... like how is this normally subby girl threatening to fuck my face against the wall like that's so cool
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