hoes mad your majesty

u know the cardio hit when your teeth start going numb

milking stream

only reason anyone plays mahjong is because they love tuching the tiles

so what even happened in super creek's career that made them go, this racehorse stallion is a mommy

saw some conversation about apparently western and japanese anime fans often butting heads on twitter and someone went, "to japanese, creators are like gods and their creation must be respected absolutely and not changed by fans, and piracy is seen as evil," and everyone was like yeah! be more respectful! like oh okay so we're going to act like that's not kinda loser shit. okay

going to sleep on my helix mattress with my manta sleep mask and my raycon earbuds after a delicious factor dinner and asphyxiating myself with a belt

the next fire emblem should be strictly linear and have recruitments and bonus chapters that depend on secret conditions and bring back all the player unfriendly mechanics like forced permadeath and staves missing and there should only be a single available s-support which leads to that character trying to have a kid but dying of eclampsia and there's no myunit at all and every single character should be female.

10 year moratorium on funny dialogue writing. games need to be so bone dry you get excited like a parched man in the desert if there's a single subtly humorous tone in one singular line delivered multiple hours into the game which then becomes an omnipresent meme in the fanbase because it's the closest thing to a joke there was.

there's something so nauseating about eating sauces/garnishes/dressings etc pure or in an excessive ratio. fries submerged in ketchup, roll with jam bursting out the sides, potato salad that's more mayo than anything. scrape that shit off if it's salvageable at all