Indigo

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

an arcadey score attack type game like overcooked where when you get a high score it plays a gore video as a reward

like when you do well in a game it often plays some fanfare or a victory pose or whatnot, and what im suggesting is that it should instead smashcut to degloving

imagine huniepop but with gore instead of nudity

one of those "save the drowning king" mobile ads but it's like "if you dont solve this bejeweled puzzle then this poor man WONT be impaled 100 times and have all his bones broken :("

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"

café haha lala

the thing from like 10+ years ago of like, batman & catwoman being modelswapped to show the difference between their animations was like... i mean, there certainly was something interesting going on there, but the primary line about it was(/is) that it reveals that catwoman's animations are inherently absurd/demeaning/etc, which, while halfway to a salient point, completely elides a substantial middleman (or middlewoman, as it were)

(points to a movie with a "man in a dress" joke) this proves that dresses are inherently degrading

i genuinely think all biopics are bad

i have yet to see a biopic that doesn't wildly distort the facts of a person's life in service of doing the most formulaic hack bullshit possible